Possums are much more courageous than that, and a million billion times more defiant of authority. Same goes for raccoons. Also, any possum could do his job a million billion times more efficiently.
That is also the look of someone with loose stools realizing his anal muscles have finally run out of strength, and what is going to happen next is inevitable, but he has not yet accepted it.
Even if this were an old Three Stooges movie or Abbott and Costello bumping into “the mummy,” the director would tell them to tone down their reaction just a bit.
Is there a real explanation? Is this a medical condition? Optical? Is he just constantly hopped up on amphetamines?
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Lmfao when he first showed, up he would patrol my tomato gardens, so we started calling him Officer Doofy 😂 He looks silly as fuck, but he’s secretly the brains behind the operation 😳
That’s probably what I’d look like if I was in that position — but I know I’m not competent for that job so would never accept it even if some retired game show host offered it to me
"I lied, I don't know anything, why did they believe me when they hired me? I can't just leave, then they'll know. They'll all know. They all know. Fuck, why are there bugs in my skin? Why don't the bugs ever sleep? Shitshitshit he's talking. What was he saying? Getittogetherkash. ITCHEEEE"
For a guy who hires Fox hosts based on looks, Trump must be taking a second look at this guy... a coke-sniffing deer in the headlights who stole my trapper keeper kinda guy.
He is going to be the fall guy as the only non white there. Tulsi is one of trumps only women around so he has to keep her. But maga doesn’t like brown. So he knows he is about to take the hit. I’d look like that too if I saw a train coming my way.
There was an attempt to look like you're staring daggers at someone and coming off looking like a Studio 54 regular who just came out of the bathroom, snorting and sniffling.
We are so divorced from this government being on our side here that we don't actually want a "capable" SecDef. Wouldn't we like some advance intelligence on their Greenland/Canada invasions and martial law declarations? Btw, they are very competently snatching people off the streets as I type.
He looks like he knows that his role in history is going to lead him to a terrible end, but he's powerless to stop it. Just, perpetual horror at himself, watching the train wreck of his moral character burning, screaming inside but still doing it.
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Is there a real explanation? Is this a medical condition? Optical? Is he just constantly hopped up on amphetamines?
I see no signs of intelligent life…
Isn't the FBI involved with domestic security breaches, as part of their counterintelligence remit?
Everything #Drumpf touches dies. Many people included.
He looks like he's just seen Hoover's ghost 😂🤦
- Laurence J. Peter, The Peter Principle (1969)
Trump: Okaaay, but you have to keep this butt plug in during all public appearances.
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I thought this administration was really big on suits and respect?
He’s imagining himself naked isn’t he 🤔🤷♂️
(I had that same look on my face throughout my 20s, when I was happy, even eager, to ingest copious amounts of dangerous substances)
On how to correctly measure an eight ball of coke.
Intelligence.
This. Is. The. FBI. Director.
Kash Cokey.
Intelligence.
But I honestly don't want that legend's name anywhere near Patel's
Loooooks like any minute now...