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correstgump.bsky.social
Mama always said if you can't run faster, just run farther.
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Googling "What is the main story-line in Skyrim" after playing for 100 hours and being like "WHO THE FUCK IS ALDUIN?" This is why I need video games to have some kind of rails. I was off being a rich blacksmith and I'm supposed to have been fighting some dragon?

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Day 747 of #running a #halfmarathon or more every day.

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I came here to chew bubblegum and be annoying, and I've got plenty of gum. *Smacks gum loudly*

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Day 746 of #running a #halfmarathon or more every day. Broke into the top 10 on #strava again.

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See I would keep the dais and put my bedroom there under the giant Jesus statue and paintings and then tear out the pews for a nice indoor pool or maybe even a couple bowling lanes. Looks long enough.

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Day 745 of #running a #halfmarathon or more every day.

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Hajime from #Arifureta has such #Shoresy energy. Aiko: what happened after you fell? H: I worked real hard Aiko: Why is your hair white? H: Because I worked so hard. Aiko: Why are you missing an arm and an eye? H: I worked so hard the darn things fell off.

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Day 744 of #running a #halfmarathon or more every day. Dull #marathon number 178. With a recommended recovery time of: 13 hours 🤷‍♂️😄

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All the cat beds and couches and places for you to lay down and my goalie pads are what you choose? 🤦‍♂️ #caturday

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Day 743 of #running a #halfmarathon or more every day. Full #marathon number 177.

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Day 742 of #running a #halfmarathon or more every day.

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Day 741 of #running a #halfmarathon or more every day. Looks like Garmin updated their look a little.

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Day 740 of #running a #halfmarathon or more every day. Got a two hour massage later I'm super looking forward to.

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