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correstgump.bsky.social
Mama always said if you can't run faster, just run farther.
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Sure it was.
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1 reply per comment is enough thanks, the rest I'll have to report as spam.
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So you need to feel like you're part of something? And you've imagined this marshall? Do you think you might benefit from talking to a therapist about these issues of yours?
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Who is "we"? Are you imagining yourself having friends and being part of something?
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What? You want to talk about someone's wedding? Shouldn't you talk to your friends about that? Why aren't they responding to you?
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Sorry do you still need more attention? Friends still aren't texting you back?
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Sorry if you can't control yourself I'll just have to report it.
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I'm just trying to help you out, it sounds like you're struggling. Why aren't your friends responding to your messages?
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Did you actually have to respond that? Couldn't you have just muted? Seems like you want the conversation?
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Sure you are, why are you so angry then?
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That was pretty angry, do strangers on the internet usually get under your skin this easily?
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That's a weird school name, where is that?
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Where did you, in the legal sense, get your legal degree?
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I'm just trying to help you out, it sounds like you're really struggling. Is this usually how you react to people helping you? Is that why you don't have anyone to talk to?
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Alright if that's what you want to talk about. Do you usually fantasize things like that?
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Are you just looking for attention? Need someone to talk to? Friends not responding anymore?
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I'm just trying to help you out, don't want to talk about your struggles?
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Do you want to talk about it?
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Are your friends not responding to your messages? Is that it? Do you just need someone to talk to?
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Seems like an issue that will take care of itself?
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Catching any of that attention you're fishing for? Why do you need it so badly?
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You okay there buddy? Just need someone to pay attention to you? Why aren't your friends responding to you?
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You sound pretty bothered by this post champ, did it get under your skin? Aww there there, you can cry on my shoulder and tell me all about it.
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I'm sorry it bothers you so much. Why do you respond then? Is it because you just want to keep the conversation going? Enjoying having someone to talk to?
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You would be disappointed if you got banned? Why? Do you need this in your life or something?
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I'm sorry you can't control your emotions, if you got banned from bluesky would that really bother you?
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I don't have the freedom to report your comment? How do you figure that? Why don't you like freedom?
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ToS of the website you're using.
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Sorry but if you just can't stop yourself from breaking the rules then I guess I just can't stop myself from reporting it.
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Just fishing for attention? Why do you need it?
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You're 70 years old and begging for attention on social media? Did you always imagine your life would turn out this way? Why isn't your family talking to you?
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Hey there sport, friends not texting you back? Just need someone to talk to? You can cry on my shoulder and tell me all about it.
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Guess what?
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Then why do you call other people who break the law "criminals"? It seems like there's a word for it already but for some reason you're hyper focused on these people and trying to make them sound worse than they are. Why is that?
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You okay sport? Just need someone to pay attention to you?
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Gonna need to see your fishing license if you're going to fish for attention like this.
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Why did you like your own comment?
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"Whats your super power, cultural appropriation?"
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"Why do you want to see Bring It On? Isn't it a chick movie?" 13 y/o me: Reasons.