aiguitarist.bsky.social
Organ-grinding pier-ape | Dancer upon waves of song and light | Agent of Experimental Enlightenment | Patron Saint of the Unhireable | Most Likely to Corrupt a Puppet | Jester Prima Donna of The Capitalist Burnout Ball | Maestra Ingenue of Dali’s Inferno.
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Anytime!
It’s actually my job to know these things.
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She likes to sleep where my legs should be, so I end up in the fetal position.
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I sleep on a Tatami on the floor, and the dog thinks it’s her gigantic bed.
No complaints
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I just got back from the passport office, I went as soon as I heard the news.
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Same here.
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I was born near Kent State, and I just got back from the UC Davis business center. lol.
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A makeup tool, like a small spudger would work?
Do you live in a warm, humid environment? I don’t know a ton about troches, but I assume you’re storing it in the fridge?
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Happy
Pat
Robertson
Is
Dead,
everyone!
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Happy
Pat
Robertson
Is
Dead,
everyone!
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Or, if your favorite artist is Kevin Gilbert and impossible to find for less than $300 a cd, find an Archive.org link with a 9.5 HOUR mega edit of everything he ever recorded—then skip to the wrong place, looking for the song you want.
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Journeyman was soooo good, but I don’t anyone else who’s seen it.
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IF there is any message that should go viral it's this one!
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Largest protest in US history.
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<—-already lost scrap access
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RaTHER.
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I have 14 followers on Facebook.
Here? 403.
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My pillow is always losing cases.
(Come on, that pun deserves some credit.)
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That’s a Bruce Wayne move.
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There’s at least one more since my dad moved there.
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“Omg, they’re gonna do Two Roads Diverging! That first stanza’s about meeeeee.”
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Now do asylum for trans people and atheists.
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I’m starting to feel like I did when I was a kid and mom and dad were fighting (again.)
I already know the outcome of the fight is: no dinner, and we’re throwing out all your toys.
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I will never understand why citizens put up with our representatives voting against what the citizens hire them to vote for.
“I thought this was a Democratic Republic,” she said with full ironic awareness that nobody in congress is doing the right thing right now.
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It’s very dark humor. Brace yourself.
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So, Gavin from Kids in the Hall?
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Cohen is not a good source of anything. He’s the guy who orchestrated Jerry Falwell Jr’s coverup in his pool boy threesome scandal.
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Hey, the ourobouros symbol is supposed to mean rebirth, growth, evolution—things the christians like MTG are not capable of doing.
It means positive things to a lot of people, please don’t profane it.
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When I was 15, I found myself in a situation where I held several newborn kittens as they died from flea bites, and the trauma is too much, so I make dark jokes instead.
“Too many cats, too few recipes.”
Also, they shit in the house, they smell horrendous, and they cause schizophrenia.
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Same.
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I hate cats.
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Poor Otto
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I don’t either, and I’m American.
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Reddit has 2 great subs called AreTheStraightsOkay and AreTheCisOkay, I highly suggest a glance at the top posts of all time.
My god, the ignorance is strong with people who were raised to believe their sexuality was preordained.
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Where did you get an advance copy of my autobiography?