akashubelmorgan.bsky.social
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LOVE that movie. Just all-around excellent. "But Black Dynamite, I sell drugs to the community."
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I did not know Orange Pekoe was a grade and not a type. I rather like PG Tips for that. I make a very strong pot of it and add sloe gin to about 50/50. I call it "The Stiffener" and I usually have a flask of it about my person.
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I got to "honey" and cringed so hard that I think I may have done myself a mischief.
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Lotta people here have their life savings invested in Not Getting the Joke.™️ I hope it works out for them.
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I don't take scoldings from randos. You can fuck all the way off.
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Weird kink for you, but go off, boy.
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Just bought it. Looking forward to getting into it after work today.
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If you do that enough, maybe you can trade all the free drinks for a piece of the bar.
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I know which circle I'm in, Jerry.
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Get 'em.
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For himself? That's on-label.
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He's probably going to sell those flags(and numerous others) because they're HIS flagpoles.
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It needs to be said all the damn time.
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Don't sleep on alcohol, either. Technically a drug, I guess, but it's legal everywhere. Also, it's patriotic to get blind drunk on the regular. Plus, it makes you manlier and is the best defense against criticism from anyone, including your pastor.
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Own your asshattery. Btw, you will never see Valhalla.
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Do you think that's air you're breathing?
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Although I've spent decades trying to surpass it, nothing tops high school moping. The sad thing is that you always think it's going to be in your bag of tricks and then, one day, it's gone.
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Bill Brasky slept with my wife on two non-consecutive nights. To Bill Brasky!
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Yup. Book him!
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Congratulations, you did it!
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We need more Kenneth Williams and less of all this.*waves hands wildly*
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Fair
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Done, because, man, I wish it was still 1995 and I was still full of the hot blood of youth. You used to be able to buy it by the case, if I remember correctly.
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Event attender
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Also starring Mr. Snuffleupagus as Father Damien.
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Breathtaking. I think they're on track to lose over 130 games this year.
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This is true.
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I'll have the crab and make it snappy.
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Wait, banana bread with chocolate chips? I never even knew this monstrosity was a thing. I say it all the time, but it bears repeating: human consciousness was a gross evolutionary error.
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On Flag Day with this?
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Aren't you a sitting U.S. Senator? I think there's more that should be doing RIGHT NOW than posting on the socials. You have the power and authority you've been working for your entire *long* life, do something constructive with it.
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Whatever the fuck that is would get blown off my porch and buried behind the barn where the compost pile is.
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See if they can't dig up the incompetent good ol' boy they used as hangman, too.
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I think you meant that you support Israel's unprovoked attack inside another country's borders. Fixed that for you. Good luck with the primary. Hope you've got a Plan B, C, D, etc.
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I learned my lesson with those Eddie Murphy sequels.
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Now, that's just mean, man.🤣
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Must be a really nice bar.