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“Well, we are all going to die” is the new “let them eat cake”.

submitted 18 hours ago • 25 comments

All this artillery, tear gas and terror is to protect the community… by kidnapping dangerous, free loaders… from their jobs. That’s why they hide their faces. These boys. They’re so proud.

submitted 6 hours ago • 4 comments

Can you EVEN IMAGINE if Michelle Obama, in her quest to make our kids healthier, cited studies that DON'T FUCKING EXIST?!

submitted 18 hours ago • 24 comments

Everyone is amazed by this real-time voice cloning tech with Susie Wiles, as if Blofeld didn’t do this shit as Willard White in 1971. p.s. — he used it to extort the world, attack their arsenals and put us on the brink of nuclear war. And to think, we don’t need Bond. Just a few brave politicians.

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

Americans: We want universal healthcare, affordable housing, and a flourishing middle class Republicans: Have you considered just dying?

submitted 23 hours ago • 5 comments

Where are all the One World Government prophecy freaks and why aren’t they freaking out about Palantir compiling a master list of our data?

submitted 1 day ago • 100 comments

The new GOP slogan (thank you, Joni Ernst.)

submitted 1 day ago • 683 comments

If Bruce is the Boss, then Taylor Swift is CEO. What a bad-ass move 👏🏼

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I think we’ve found the new GOP motto:

submitted 1 day ago • 206 comments

I don’t know how many times we have to say this, but the U.S. government is not a business and shouldn’t be run like one. It’s a service—for the people.

submitted 1 day ago • 722 comments

What’s coming for your job? An immigrant or an algorithm? A top A.I. CEO warns of a “white collar bloodbath” — a 20% loss of entry level jobs from A.I, yet the GOP’s latest bill prohibits regulation. Even if your answer is “both” ask yourself what Congress is doing to protect Americans from A.I.

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

Holy shit. www.wired.com/story/cbp-dn...

submitted 1 day ago • 531 comments

“We don’t want anyone being able to buy anything of the shelf that could kill you” says guy who is cool with selling guns at drive through liquor stores.

submitted 1 day ago • 384 comments

So is Elon just a coffee boy now?

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

She wants to be with a guy who sleeps right side up.

submitted 2 days ago • 25 comments

This Fed and Trump meeting reeks of panic and desperation from the President—and total confidence and dedication to the job by Powell.

submitted 2 days ago • 8 comments

This will kill people—and the administration knows that.

submitted 2 days ago • 11 comments

Why is the US Govt continuing to interfere in the domestic politics and elections of our allies, and why is the Homeland Security Secretary on a lengthy world tour?

submitted 2 days ago • 1845 comments

Hope Trump posts about how he is responsible for the market going green today, because judges cancelled his terrible tariffs.

submitted 2 days ago • 7 comments

Russian fascist who has been dubbed ‘Putin’s Brain’ is sad to see Musk leave govt, but appreciates what he was able to do for them in the time he was there.

submitted 2 days ago • 143 comments

He did admit though, that he will be paying it child support.

submitted 2 days ago • 13 comments

Your daily reminder that, though corrupt to his rotting core, he is Such. A fucking. Moron.

submitted 2 days ago • 16 comments