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Poor Stephen Miller's gonna be upside down all night.

submitted 11 hours ago • 80 comments

J.D. Vance is measuring the drapes and picking out his favorite couch for the Oval.

submitted 14 hours ago • 47 comments

If Elon Musk wanted to do something funny, he could donate $3 billion to Harvard.

submitted 13 hours ago • 5 comments

Today reminded me of this youtu.be/NUC2EQvdzmY?...

submitted 14 hours ago • 1 comment

Donald Elon Irreconcilable (aka DEI).

submitted 16 hours ago • 1 comment

With all this exciting impeachment talk, Peter Thiel must be on his third shirt.

submitted 18 hours ago • 61 comments

You think Twitter and Bluesky are wild today, just imagine what Signal fucking looks like right now.

submitted 19 hours ago • 16 comments

Apparently the revolution will be televised…

submitted 19 hours ago • 2 comments

I'm just glad one of these men has the nuclear codes and the other has all our personal data.

submitted 20 hours ago • 1657 comments

Maybe Trump and Elon should’ve gotten a democracy prenup.

submitted 19 hours ago • 0 comments

Keep track of any Democrat or commentator or personality who advocates for Musk to be welcomed back into the fold. These are people you cannot trust and should be kept as far away from the levers of power as humanly possible.

submitted 20 hours ago • 41 comments

Honestly, after everything we’ve been through this year, we deserve this ugly divorce. War of the Rosacea.

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

If there was ever a meme for a moment, this one is ©️ Elon v Trump:

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

The enemy of my enemy is still a colossal POS but 🍿

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

I’m gonna stop calling it “the administration” and only call it “the Fascist Regime.” No more euphemisms; it is what it is.

submitted 21 hours ago • 7 comments

MERZ: Tomorrow is the D Day anniversary, when the Americans ended a war in Europe TRUMP: That was not a pleasant day for you? This is not a great day MERZ: This was the liberation of my country from Nazi dictatorship

submitted 1 day ago • 1432 comments

Linda McMahon said “I’ll have to get back to you” and “I’d like to look into it” multiple times in her hearing today, so, every congressman should give her the Trump requisite “two weeks” to conduct her research of basic American history and call her back in to answer the exact same questions.

submitted 1 day ago • 12 comments

This McMahon bish has no clue who Ruby Bridges is. Zero.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments