alabasturjones.bsky.social
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It's good but the twist is predictable
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Nah you got it
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Dudes can't have sick hobbies without being Autistic now?!?
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I'm convinced Elon is just trying to play a game of Civ in real life.
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Butter than what?
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Joe Wengert's little laugh is so accurate lmao I miss this show
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Dust on his boots and gin on his breath!
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The woke mods at Bluesky flagged this as adult content!
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This is a good skeet
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Mmm Milk Steak with a side of Jellybeans!
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Those who know know
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I hope he has chapstick
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Tom Brady kisses that turkey leg like he kisses his son on the lips.
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Isn't this the movie where the lady fucks the fish?
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Real Blue Falcon gonna tell the Drill Sergeant someone didn't make their bed energy from this guy.
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I didn't become friends with the drug dealer because I liked drugs! I just really liked his company!
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Gotta go fast!
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I was wondering why nothing you said was funny!
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Sometimes I feel bad for this guy. Like all he wanted to do was normal evil Republican things but now he has to navigate around crazy and evil Republicans.
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Is this like one of those old timey photos where they took a picture of your corpse?
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Trump's controlled by the Deep State but a sheep like you wouldn't know that lul
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Like Uruk-hai from LOTR?
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Watters: Real men don't pee standing up.
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He's going to pick Kevin Spacey after he agrees to stay permanently in character as Frank House from House of Cards
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Ya but like Dredd is an evil bastard that at least has principles lol
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He never misses
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Love your art Chuck!
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I feel that
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Wait real?!?
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I wish she would stop jerking everyone around.
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Doing the Lord's work you are
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I'm so happy you're here on Bluesky! I missed your posts from Twitter.
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Actually a few people in the crowd took a bullet
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No not Americas Mayor!
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Wait so all those movies Clooney were in he was faking the whole time?!? I'm going to need some time.
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youtube.com/watch?v=TyZS...
Yeeh the last bit
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Oh like the "Married to Neil Degrass Tyson" bit from Key and Peele?
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Go woke go broke Elon
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I'm sorry that was mean. I'm sorry your gay little robot boyfriend got what it deserved.
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The weak should fear the strong.
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Damn never thought I'd see a Skynet bootlicker.
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Try Nicks Swedish it's low cal and actually good!
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That's crazy, how much did the PPP loan forgiveness contribute?
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Gay sex