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Anecdata Scientist. Tautologist. A duffel bag full of pigeons. I cannot sanction your buffoonery. Very legal and very cool. Not a twin. https://hotdog.repair
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making peace with the taco salad i ordered when another table's fajitas arrive

never forget

guac's a little extra, is that okay

my “if i could get away with it, i would be a sexual predator” t-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt

disturbing uptick in "we post tweets and talk about them." servile behavior tbh. bluesky is not the Greek chorus for the main character action of twitter, that's loser thinking, have some pride. twitter is dead. post bangers. thank you

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I sometimes thinking about this Canon ad with Godzilla at a copy machine when I’m feeling sad

updated my Jersey Mikes generator gist.github.com/alanhussey/3...

Now that it is tax season I remind everyone: DO NOT USE TURBOTAX. THEY WERE REMOVED FROM THE IRS FREE FILE SYSTEM AND ARE NOT BOUND TO THOSE RULES. Instead, if you make $84k or less a year, use any of the IRS Free File options found here: www.irs.gov/filing/irs-f...

they’re playing christmas music at the store even though it’s not even christmas yet

Not unless we put on the best damn Christmas pageant the town’s ever seen!

it's just one goddamn thing after the other

You don’t have to share posts written by websites you don’t like

Score Update: NYJ 26 - 32 MIA Final That's Scorigami!! It's the 1089th unique final score in NFL history.

[bursts into room where everybody is watching live footage of Los Angeles being nuked] CHANGE THE CHANNEL. THEY FOUND THE OPTIMAL SOFA t.co/Z9gOBHLPR2