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Pragmatist/Optimist/Pessimist. Med-Surg CNA. Nursing Student, aspiring Pediatric Nurse🙏❤️ Life is like a cake, there’s LAYERS to it! Context matters. GO PADRES!!!

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The San Diego Padres are on pace for 96 Wins #Padres

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The San Diego Padres are on pace for 95 Wins #Padres

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The Padres had 42,069 in attendance today

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The San Diego Padres are on pace for 94 Wins #Padres

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Me at the gym, checking in to see if I missed anything in the Padres game: Padres losing 4-1 and Wandy Peralta pitching in the 5th inning:

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The San Diego Padres are on pace for 93 Wins #Padres

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Tatis needs to have another baby

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FINALLY!!! 🔥🔥🔥 We’re gonna WIN!!

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This boomer casual fan is FURIOUS that O’Neil Cruz was not thrown out of the game because he stood at home plate and waited for his glove after he struck out on a call he disagreed with. “WHY IS HE STILL IN THE GAME HE WAS THROWN OUT” . . . Almost literally foaming at the mouth. Euthanasia 🙏

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Fan: “$700 million is the highest paid player, Shohei Ohtani.” Other Fan: “That Chinese guy?”

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Just wait till we deploy our secret weapon: Tyler Wade. Poor Pirates won’t even know what hit ‘em 😭

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I was tackled and tazed before I could make it to the chalk. I am currently skeeting from the holding cells underground Petco where they keep the Padres’ hitting

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On a ball that is barely out of the infield and JUST out of reach of our gold glove 3rd baseman. Fan: “WHERE WAS OUR LEFT FIELDER!?!?!!”

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I’ve seen enough. Bring in Wandy Peralta to stop the bleeding

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Dylan Cease? More like, Dylan CeasedToBeGood 😭

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If the Padres don’t score by the 6th inning I’m going to rush the field and tackle Luis Arraez. It’s what Tony Gwynn would’ve wanted. (For legal purposes this is a joke)

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Girl wearing a “Kemp” Padres jersey but in the modern brown and gold color scheme . . .

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Just had to agree to an anal cavity search to get past security at Petco. I’m glad Erik Greupner is keeping San Diego Padres citizens safe from all these bombs in fannypacks and anthrax in clear bags. Go Padres!!

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The San Diego Padres are on pace for 94 Wins #Padres

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Rewatching Andor season 2, “Ghorman. It’s 9 cities. 800,000 people.” The United States/Israel:

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Among things that one would consider “unbelievable” to see in the news, file this one under “not even a crumb of a blip” My how the world has changed 🤣😭

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Bongino: “What is my sacrifice? I burn my decency for someone else’s future. I burn my life to make a sunrise that I know I’ll never see. No, the ego that started this fight will never have a mirror, or an audience, or the light of gratitude. So what do I sacrifice? Everything!”

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guys don’t get mad but would you rather

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Welp, officially done with nursing school 🫡 Now hopefully this horrendous job market for new grad nurses can please get the fuck going 🤣 Next step, NCLEX