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Pragmatist/Optimist/Pessimist. Med-Surg CNA. Nursing Student, aspiring Pediatric NursešŸ™ā¤ļø Life is like a cake, there’s LAYERS to it! Context matters. GO PADRES!!!
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Oh if you think I’m normal just stick around buddy 🤣 But I feel ya. Shit’s crazy out there
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It’s golden because it’s soaked in piss
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They know he’ll just take it out on the American public with a tantrum
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Why would baseball fans want to watch teams like the Mets and dodgers play against each other towards the end of the season when the games mean the most? šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø
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Probably just mixed up the International Space Station for the Death Star which is a fictional place but he probably likes Star Wars and thinks the rebels are the bad guys
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ā€œSpace force dropped him off there to look for illegal aliens and shoot on sight!ā€
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ā€œAnd that is why I’m giving my full endorsement to Donald J Trump and every appointee that comes my wayā€
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ā€œan germaphobeā€
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He probably just meant to type germaphobe
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And from one of their players who was struggling the most . . . SMDH šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø
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That’s what happens when you remove the knee pads for even just a moment to come up for air
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Ceade
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Update:
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She’s pretty blonde and white she could skin children alive on tv and people would still like her
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His ear looks so undamaged and healthy as well, curious!
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A Caveman coming across this skeet after finding an iPhone left behind by a time traveler after he just watched his entire family get trampled by a mastodon:
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4d chess
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The Padres need to score 40 runs. Make every position player pitch. Make Shohei pitch. Put their entire team on the IL. Make Roberts forfeit the game before it’s over 😭
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It’s the dodger way. Mark Prior in his ear:
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He has more home runs this year than Xander does in his entire career!!
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Must’ve been gettin it wet in other ways!
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Total*
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I don’t even know what my penis and balls look like. Never looked below the horizon. Not ONCE!! 😤😔