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alanpadres.bsky.social
Pragmatist/Optimist/Pessimist. Med-Surg CNA. Nursing Student, aspiring Pediatric Nurse🙏❤️ Life is like a cake, there’s LAYERS to it! Context matters. GO PADRES!!!
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Ceade
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Update:
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She’s pretty blonde and white she could skin children alive on tv and people would still like her
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His ear looks so undamaged and healthy as well, curious!
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A Caveman coming across this skeet after finding an iPhone left behind by a time traveler after he just watched his entire family get trampled by a mastodon:
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4d chess
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The Padres need to score 40 runs. Make every position player pitch. Make Shohei pitch. Put their entire team on the IL. Make Roberts forfeit the game before it’s over 😭
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It’s the dodger way. Mark Prior in his ear:
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He has more home runs this year than Xander does in his entire career!!
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Must’ve been gettin it wet in other ways!
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Total*
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I don’t even know what my penis and balls look like. Never looked below the horizon. Not ONCE!! 😤😡
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If I was getting a dog I would make sure it didn’t sound like nails on a chalkboard in high pitched blender before I got it but hey maybe I’m crazy 🤷‍♂️
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Are WMDs buried under LA?
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“My heart’s up here dipshits!!”
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Morning show ripped him apart lmao.
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These worms were the parents of the one that died in RFK’s brain
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He may have sucked a lot of dip, but not ass 😭