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lead engineer @mongodb, racing dad, unmasked autist, queer. views are my own. he/him 🏳️🌈🇵🇸
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If not actively using it, I don’t think so. My tests with it weren’t very promising in terms of performance
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The worst are developers that want to use AI to query their database. Like what?!?
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Been using 1Password for more than a decade now. Really happy with the experience, all from having it on a single machine, migrated to iCloud sync, and a few years back was one of the first 1Password Family customers. Wouldn't want to use any other tool for the purpose.
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Absolutely love that design. Would you be open to sharing the vector image? I’d love to print a bunch of stickers to distribute at the various tech conferences I attend and spread the message!
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Ah, getting flashbacks to my discrete math class in university. Textbook was littered with this shit.
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You mean just in case I want to keep a copy of confidential attack plans that I wasn’t supposed to have in the first place? 😂
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So sad I won’t be able to attend. @jerome.tamarelle.net your turn to speak 😛
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- database indexes were missing
- inefficient queries
- n+1 queries
- plain inefficient database design
- application preparing tons of data for trace logging despite it being disabled
- a call to sleep(5) that was inserted for „debugging“
Plus a ton more to do my own talk on the subject 😅
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As someone who’s lost loved ones to suicide and has struggled with such thoughts myself, thank you for sharing this. I appreciate you not harbouring any ill thoughts - unfortunately there’s too many people that do, while having ignored all the signs leading up to it.
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ElePHPant, Sympony, OctAPIs, whatever silly name we can come up with 😂
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You skipped migrating so svn before going to git - that’s either cheating or smart delaying
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Are we going to get special ElePHPants to celebrate?
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Thank you for all your work this year! ❤️
I’ll check out submodule support after the holidays, first it’s time to unwind and catch up on gaming
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Rooftop and gelato bar. Code quality is my job.
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Keeping my fingers crossed for you. Got a good audience and some good feedback at SymfonyCon, so I’d hope you get some more talks out of that topic
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The only valid use of that is when I’ve used a variadic arg for easier to read syntax, but am expecting a list of params (think a list of values) rather than a hash.
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I know. We’re not allowed to get them, but the helicopter transfer would’ve cost less
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Oh, if you want to make your way to NYC this week to meet some MongoDB folks, tell me a good sports car rental and I’m sure the company would send a driver for pick up.
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#JustNewYorkThings