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“NO MASKS!” I beg the president to keep on adding impotent demands for people to ignore. No jeans! No dogs! No smiles!

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If a journalist can’t soberly observe Stephen Miller’s life and political career and conclude it’s primarily motivated by hate then there is no point in having journalism in the first place.

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😔

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“Brb lemmie federalize the national guard to bail my gestapo out of a Home Depot parking lot”

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I'm sure this play is great but it's kind of funny that CNN can't break to ratings-gold live footage of a burning LA County because they cut a deal with one of the lead sources in Tapper's book (Clooney).

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Perhaps Angel Martinez should exclusively be a right-handed hitter.

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America in its Saw Gerrera era

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I think the most underrated athletic thing in sports is hockey players jumping onto the ice from the bench and vice versa.

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Watching my first college softball. Is the strike zone always this tight?

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The frustrating thing about the Guardians is that they’ve held off on making huge trades to preserve their organizational depth. And now that depth is just not there when they need it most. Middle infield is a mess and Jhonkensy Noel is a disaster but they don’t trust anyone in AAA to fix it.

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Every Jhonkensy Noel AB has become appointment viewing for me. You don’t see this kind of heartrending helplessness too often.

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Incredible timing.

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The number of people in the DOJ who are willing to go to prison for Stephen Miller is unsurprisingly low.

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TSLA is up more than 6% today btw. Because it's definitely a real company and not a hallucinatory meme.

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I'm legit afraid of the Indiana Pacers. This is not OK.

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Thunder really have the capacity to put some nasty defensive lineups together. Just truly unpleasant dudes out there.

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Why haven’t the Cleveland Guardians just developed more Jose Ramirezes? Are they stupid?

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Jhonkensy coming up empty on fastballs down the middle on 2-0 and 3-1 is roooughhh. He needs to be in Columbus if only for his confidence’s sake.

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My bad

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Sure, why wouldn’t Max Fried v. Slade Cecconi be a pitcher’s duel?

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A stock dropping >10% twice within three months to the tune of nearly $300 billion in lost revenue in total is just the sign of a strong market bellcow with unimpeachable fundamentals. Buy 👏 the👏 dip👏 bulls!

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Don’t be fooled by Elon calling the president a pedophile, TSLA bros! Patriots are in control 🫡 Buy the dip! 📈📈📈

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An unassisted 5-3 double play from the third baseman is #JustJoseRamirezThings

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They got a Kirk Cousins on Love Island this year.

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All you have to do is say "no, thank you." The conservative propaganda apparatus can throw a hissy fit about it. The president of the United States can threaten to have you dragged out by force. But you just gotta say "no, thank you" and win. sports.yahoo.com/article/tran...

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A lot of people are going to die this summer who wouldn't have died under most other presidential administrations.

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Never forget that David Zaslav let the best sports show of all time go to his company’s biggest rival. And then spent the playoffs forcing the TNT cameras to find his grinning face courtside like he was a bigger draw than Chalamet. First ballot clown hall of famer.

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Luis Ortiz is going to win the Cy Young the first year the strike challenge is implemented.

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I wasn’t expecting the applause to be so tepid lol

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Sharing this in group chats like it’s the cure for cancer

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Giuliani’s Four Seasons Total Landscaping press conference fully burnt out our dopamine receptors. In any other world, the world’s richest man turning up to a press conference with a black eye after stealing Stephen Miller’s wife and having his drug use revealed would be incomprehensibly funny.

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Like every other Silicon Valley genius, Elon Musk thought he was the first person to have a good idea (“What if I disrupted the Democracy industry by turning the President into a puppet?”) only to discover that like 97 other rich losers had beaten him to the punch.

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No! NO!

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“This is Musk’s true domain.” In big boy serious media, it’s ok to exaggerate for rhetorical effect as long as you’re valorizing someone powerful.

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