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You know what? I’m not even mad to see Jakob Junis in the 9th in a one-run game. This team deserves that.

Be so for real right now.

I’m gonna tell my grandchildren about First Time Through the Order Slade Cecconi. Legend.

An ABC reporter got fired today for observing that this guy is driven by hate.

"Things do happen, Rome."

Made a friend on my walk.

Was trying to figure out who the 007: First Light James Bond reminded me of and then it hit me. www.youtube.com/watch?v=3lHC...

“If I were an unelected goon given a vanity position in my government I would arrest that governor over there.” Unreal how little this senior citizen wants that smoke lol.

“NO MASKS!” I beg the president to keep on adding impotent demands for people to ignore. No jeans! No dogs! No smiles!

If a journalist can’t soberly observe Stephen Miller’s life and political career and conclude it’s primarily motivated by hate then there is no point in having journalism in the first place.

😔

“Brb lemmie federalize the national guard to bail my gestapo out of a Home Depot parking lot”

I'm sure this play is great but it's kind of funny that CNN can't break to ratings-gold live footage of a burning LA County because they cut a deal with one of the lead sources in Tapper's book (Clooney).

Perhaps Angel Martinez should exclusively be a right-handed hitter.

America in its Saw Gerrera era

I think the most underrated athletic thing in sports is hockey players jumping onto the ice from the bench and vice versa.

Watching my first college softball. Is the strike zone always this tight?

The frustrating thing about the Guardians is that they’ve held off on making huge trades to preserve their organizational depth. And now that depth is just not there when they need it most. Middle infield is a mess and Jhonkensy Noel is a disaster but they don’t trust anyone in AAA to fix it.

Every Jhonkensy Noel AB has become appointment viewing for me. You don’t see this kind of heartrending helplessness too often.

Incredible timing.

The number of people in the DOJ who are willing to go to prison for Stephen Miller is unsurprisingly low.

TSLA is up more than 6% today btw. Because it's definitely a real company and not a hallucinatory meme.

I'm legit afraid of the Indiana Pacers. This is not OK.

Thunder really have the capacity to put some nasty defensive lineups together. Just truly unpleasant dudes out there.

Why haven’t the Cleveland Guardians just developed more Jose Ramirezes? Are they stupid?

Jhonkensy coming up empty on fastballs down the middle on 2-0 and 3-1 is roooughhh. He needs to be in Columbus if only for his confidence’s sake.

My bad

Sure, why wouldn’t Max Fried v. Slade Cecconi be a pitcher’s duel?

A stock dropping >10% twice within three months to the tune of nearly $300 billion in lost revenue in total is just the sign of a strong market bellcow with unimpeachable fundamentals. Buy 👏 the👏 dip👏 bulls!

Don’t be fooled by Elon calling the president a pedophile, TSLA bros! Patriots are in control 🫡 Buy the dip! 📈📈📈

An unassisted 5-3 double play from the third baseman is #JustJoseRamirezThings

They got a Kirk Cousins on Love Island this year.