alexanderjwf.bsky.social
Reader, Writer, Runner.
Freelance Editor & IUI Student (2025)
Current WIPs: 'Broken Brooch series', 'Lunarpunk', & 'Argyle & Flora'
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There's, "to each their own."
And then there's, "Are you doing okay, bud?""
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*reads headline*
*glances over at my desk, wide-eyed*
*reads the entire article*
*rapidly, disappointedly scribbles out a name under the heading, "Send Application Here"*
*goes back to folding laundry*
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At least one cop car would be sat right out in front of my middle school almost every day. This was a poor, diverse public school on a low-traffic street that already had a security guard. So, they were never requested by the school.
Who were we to call when they started arrested kids?
The cops?
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HASSAN: That's almost 100% factually incorrect, but thank you for humoring me, ex-South Dakota Representative Noem.
*turns away from mic & leans toward aid*
HASSAN: We may need to tap the current S. Dakota State Rep, see if it's all of them or just this one.
Check the North Rep too, just to be safe.
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Are we really perpetuating the cliche of some older folk labeling all younger folk as entitled, spoiled, ungrateful, or whatever else previous generations have tacitly lumped their successors into?
I thought we millennials agreed: Don't blame the child for what their parents & society taught them.
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Flirt with the knights for me, will you?
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Maybe to him orange is not too different from gold, chromatically-to his puny mind, so he feels as pretty as his golden NYC apartment, golden plane & golden toilet.
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One like wine,
one like milk.
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He surely thought he was being clever, maybe making a reference?
He failed in every regard, anyway.
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Please rid us of his stupidity .
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I was pleasantly surprised by his correct usage of "fervent." (what he's saying is not true but is grammatically correct)
And then he goes & uses too many commas in a single run-on sentence and I thought, 'Ah yes, there's the inept fool who was elected by the racist, illiterate half of America.' 🙃👍
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He sounds like the kid who was rejected by his crush because she was in love with Justin Tumberlake, Elvis Presley, Justin Beiber, the Beatles or some other teen heaththrob - and he clearly never got over it.
Did Bruce steal Jessie's & Donald's girl?
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It’s time me for „We the People“ to start not only rebelling but to begin arresting the kidnappers !!
Citizens Arrest is still the law.
ICE / Gestapo is out of control.
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I'm really curious how many people have been murdered by these goons, trying to defend themselves from what can only be militant squadron. And, just how long it will take for the death count to reach the public.
The Gestapo & Kripo were also just "following orders," they all deserved the gallows.
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As in IRL war or as in just video games?
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There is outdoor eating everywhere, everywhere. In major cities, small towns, & rural gardens. During the height of summer or the depths of winter, people will still be eating outside.
It's obviously not ideal for everyone w/ disabilities or likewise.
Even then, who doesn't like some salad & sun?
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Maybe because your opinion sounds less like just a thought you had and more a long-held bias that doesn't seem to be budging regardless of how kind or unkind someone responding to you is.
Just another bitter, old man screaming at the clouds, "I'm right, you're all wrong & stupid for not agreeing."
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Maybe for all billionaires?
They've all expressed anti-social, anti-civil, & anti-humane sentiments, every one of them.
We should just get rid of that tax bracket all together & maybe our teachers can afford crayons & the homeless can be provided food & a bed.
Instead of some dragon hoarding it in.
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Why take notes on blatantly copied homework?
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Did not everyone know it was an obvious distraction? It's a classic Annoying Orange MO: whine & blame someone else for doing something you are or intend on doing, and then do it publically - you've already paid off or threatened the major new outlets, so no need to fear repercussions.
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...unto the next generation...
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I suppose "linguinify" would be the exact same process, but resulting in wider, flatter product? Making clean up slightly easier?
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I'd honestly be perfectly fine with another factory job, so long as it's a first or a part-time job, while I'm in school to start a real career.
Everyone knows factory work is a deadend job, going until you can't anymore bc of arthritis, back pain, &/or illness from working with hazardous material.
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The dude didn't even go with the most common lie told to factory workers, "You can work your way up to a position within management, after a decade or so!"
No, they're just saying it all aloud, "You'll be a serf and your descendents will be serfs. Isn't this so futuristic, you guys??"
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Air BnB owners have become a small community within themselves and many have been sharing "horror stories" and talltales with each other, exacerbating distrust in their guests. And ultimately making the Air BnB experience less & less enjoyable as the years go on.
I'll never use Air BnB again.
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Cherry Post-Op Dental Pain
Sounds like a Ska band 😂
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"You think you can just pop out of the womb and demand welfare without working a single day in your pathetic lives? Who do you think you are?!" he said, microphone feedback whining just as loud as the newborns in the delivery room.
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Of course they want an educated population - but "only certain demographics should be allowed affordable higher education" - and it is.
A university education has only been financially viable for the upper middle class since 2000.
So, all's going according to their plan. 😒
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And this kind of thing either points out how oblivious they are to the world around them or that they're willfully acting ignorant.
Sounds like a bullet dodged, to me.
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I've completely given up on any kind of surveys, platform interaction, term & conditions changes, or updates (if I can help it on any Meta or Alphabet own companies.
Never trusted them before. Now, I actively distrust them and shall forevermore.
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One of just two Sandler movies I actually like 😅
The other being the Cobbler.
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Die-hard fans & haters, alike, are always stuck in their worldview, unable to accept a critical or sincere word about the thing they emphasize all their energy toward and we all just end up in the blast radius.
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Probably, sadly, the latter. 🫣