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In unrelated news, when opening his birthday presents today the toddler king was overheard to say "oh no you shouldn't have"
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NEW: The white house has issued a preemptive pardon.
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you can bet he's thanking his lucky stars for a plane crash distraction from his authoritarian distraction from Musk's uncomfortable accusation
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code for "how do I make this quietly go away"
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Typically in exchanges like this Trump goes full guns blazing, doubling down on everything. It's unlike him to show restraint like he is, today, suggesting he doesn't want to antagonize Musk, lending Musk's words credence. I could be wrong. But it's totally out of character.
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The fact that Trump isn't doubling down today seems like tacit confirmation of everything that's been said.
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Why is Trump's talk show still airing?
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Even though I know it makes little difference, since the sheer depth of either would be so hard to believe, I can't resist getting trapped in this headspace where I'm trying to distinguish between breathtaking cynicism and breathtaking delusion when anybody in this gov't speaks.
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I feel like I'm constantly on the hamster wheel of trying to figure out just how much *they* actually believe themselves.
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Big supporter of the Hispanic and Latino community, that Bessent. Gotta say, kinda surprised.
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The whole "it's not cutting medicaid if you decide the people who lose medicaid shouldn't have medicaid" is logic worthy of a Trump U grad.
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Pretty obvious DJT's more interested in hosting a Jerry Springer / Maury Povich style leaders-of-the-world talk show from the oval office than actual diplomacy.
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Pretty obvious he's more interested in hosting a Jerry Springer / Maury Povich style leaders-of-the-world talk show than actual diplomacy.
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the economic news is always positive like he always wins at golf
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There's something really new happening here with the treatment of citizens as a product for export. Prisons for profit has gone global, making Todd Lyons' desire to model deportation on Amazon Prime entirely apt. He just said the quiet part out loud.
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I've never been able to shake the feeling that his thinking is trapped in the late 1970s
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Breaking News: Trump White House credits Musk "LoozrLyft" (TM) experimental antigravity belt for spate of incompetent officials failing upward.
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Breaking News: Trump White House credits Musk "LoozrLyft" (TM) experimental antigravity belt for spate of incompetent officials failing upward.
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I'm increasingly certain he's trapped in time somewhere around 1982. Or, maybe, 1882.
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America elected a toddler.
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I was 100% sure this was an SNL skit
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Pretty sure California's open to becoming an 11th province these days
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Thing is, I feel like I live in such a bizarro cartoon world now that I'm not surprised he thinks this could actually be an effective tactic in his art o' the deal.
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Art of the Deal. Gosh, he makes it look so easy.
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pulling out all the stops for that Nobel Peace Prize, I see.
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nothing to be done
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art of the deal
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Can the Nobel Peace Prize be far behind?
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I love that the painting on which the cover is based is hanging in the local Leeds art gallery.
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It'll be legal, but only if you swap it for his byootiful byootiful Tesler stock, a company that makes nothing because Everything's Computer.
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Tesla's done. Won't you join me and move on over to Tesler? We make truck nut GPS trackers, novelty trout plaques that sing your sms texts to the tune of duelling banjos, and run a men's center on weekends we call the brorporation. Crypto! Tate! uh...Spaceships!
Tesler: where everything's computer.
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Tesla's done. Won't you join me and move on over to Tesler? We make truck nut GPS trackers, novelty trout plaques that sing your sms texts to the tune of duelling banjos, and run a men's center on weekends we call the brorporation. Crypto! Tate! uh...Spaceships!
Tesler: where everything's computer.
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Tesla's so yesterday. Invest in Tesler! We make truck nut GPS trackers and novelty trout plaques that sing your sms texts to the tune of duelling banjos.
Tesler: where everything's computer.
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aka Probed leaker probes prober leak leakers.
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waitwaitwait. Probed leaker probes leakers who leaked more leaks leaked by the probed leak prober.
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Local pale ale enthusiast upset information about him leaking information has been leaked.
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Local pale ale enthusiast upset information about him leaking information has been leaked.
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It's going to build more escalators to bring us more Trumps, ffs.
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careful, the beautiful beautiful beef are getting jealous
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Honestly, at this point why does anybody even ask him anything?
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BREAKING NEWS: WH cuts to the chase and imposes eleventy zillion % tariff on China
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Breaking news: Pam Bondi demands immediate return of cybertruck sent to El Salvador as a result of "administrative error"
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This just in: Pam Bondi demands immediate return of cybertruck sent to El Salvador as a result of "administrative error"
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careful. wouldn't want MAGA thinking you've gone all "woke feminist" now
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America's Golden Aged.
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2025 will go down in history as the year of Leopard Obesity, what with all the faces getting eaten.
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At this point, it takes real cognitive dissonance to believe he's interested in anything other than market manipulation. The rest is noise and distraction, which just happen to come naturally to him.