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As a Jewish person I also think it really fucking sucks to smear the first Muslim mayoral candidate as an antisemite!!! www.thehandbasket.co/p/smearing-z...

👑 Imagine if we had more of this, from more of them.

Everyone who asks you to go against Zohran for anti semitic reasons would have begged to be on steamroller duty in Nazi Germany, and they'd be like "we don't have one of those" and they're like "well, listen, here's the concept behind steamroller duty".

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If you’ve got a badge and a gun but think your actions are shameful enough to need a mask, you should quit.

Just checking something - quaid army?

holy shit. Cuomo halted an investigation into the Weinstein case after a donation from Weinstein’s former lawyer’s firm to his reelection campaign… guys, this was in 2018 AFTER the Weinstein exposés (multiple) had been published & the #metoo movement was ascendant

My new standup special "Positive Reinforcement" premieres ONE WEEK FROM TODAY on Blonde Medicine's YouTube channel!!! (The album version with a little bonus material will be out on 7/11!) Here's a little clip (the first one!)! If you like it, maybe tell somebody about it! :)

It is absolutely absurd that Adrian Andrew Martinez is still in ICE detention more than 24 hours later. They’re a rogue gang with no authority to hold him.

yes it’s a big mystery why people who think empathy is evil don’t become therapists

Spectacular photos from LA's No Kings protest: flaminghydra.com/issue-344/#n...

There is not enough of an outcry that they're just arresting US citizens now. At 3,000 arrests a day their goal is a Hitler like arrest of everyone who does not fit into their idea of an American.

ICE arrested Job Garcia while he was running errands in LA. Job is a US citizen, a scholar, and a brilliant photographer. He’s also my friend. But none of that should determine his humanity. ICE must release Job Garcia immediately.

White people don’t vote/care for things that don’t impact them so we wouldn’t be in this mess if they did. I don’t think it’s wrong to acknowledge this. Sincerely, medium booty Latina

If you're on social media long enough, you too many posts about how comedy must have a propagandic need to justify itself. No. Comedy's true purpose is to get Lorne Michaels' friends kids jobs.

Cowards are saying he low key fell off. Fight me idiots!!

No way CBC just dropped this thumbnail

every time some ostensibly liberal writer at a prestige journalism outlet shakes their head solemnly and writes they really hate to say it but they can't vote for mamdani it's because he, being a person with the exact pedigree those writers have, makes them look bad by comparison

The war over the Jungian space never ends.

this kind of panic is completely disconnected from objective reality, what on earth are they expecting will happen if the city becomes (optimistically) 10% more responsive to the needs of people who will never know anyone who has a line drawing of themselves in the newspaper

noooo rent will be so low don't gooo

ICE agent points gun directly at the head of innocent civilian—just for taking picture of his license plate. He drew his gun with one hand—while fumbling to open the car door with the other. The "agent" did not seem to be aware someone else was already recording his vehicle. Pasadena, California.

It’s the future! Stop trying to resist it, Luddites!

Everyone is throwing out examples of Iraq War-era mass derangement so I might as well throw in Amanda Bynes doing a peace sign on a movie poster being photoshopped out for fear of being seen as an antiwar statement

It's funny when a rich person works a real job it makes the news.

It’s instructive about where we’re at that the right likes to accuse people of virtue signaling, where people talk about seemingly positive or noble personal virtues, while this guy sends out a tweet saying “no one asked but I feel the need to tell you all that I don’t care about emancipation”

(me to a cartoonist friend) so how’d you land the 50501 gig

Amen to all of this.

absolutely crazymaking times for anyone of a certain age with a functioning memory

🚨 A top Pentagon official was removed after calling Israel a "death cult" and questioning if the U.S. is acting as its proxy. Col. Nathan McCormack had direct oversight on U.S. strategy for Israel, Lebanon & Egypt.

part of the problem with democracy is that it counts on people who make decisions about who to vote for based on television commercials. I don't make decisions about toothpaste that way

Webcomics were better when the art was allowed to suck. (I was a webcartoonist whose art sucked.)

the "sad guy is obsessed with old things and/or masturbating" alternative comics of the 1990s were mostly very good

I didn't know Vance was on here because I think he's on literally every blocklist I follow. Eat shit you little goblin.

Comic books need to embrace more genres to survive. Serving a shrinking audience of people who will buy your book as "in addition to a Spider Man comic" is one of those things that won't exactly result in a hit. This is part of why manga wins. Multiple voices, genres, character types.

Kids would read more American comics if they were encouraged to crumple, tear, throw them in backpacks and generally beat the hell out of them. Big advantage of manga and scholastic ogns is that they’re sturdy and no adult is telling you to delicately put them in a plastic sleeve in a cool dark box.

There are no distractions. It's all bad. Systematically stripping trans people of their rights, guys in balaclavas shoving any brown person with a tattoo into a ummarked vans, ending healthcare for millions. It's all in service of fascism and technofeudalism. It's all one thing. That's the point.