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me either!!!
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the vibe (dw its vaporwave/electronica)
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If you want to find out if you're one of them, feel free to drop me a message~ Just ask me "hey, I'd like to know if I'll instantly obey without being aware" and I'll give you a command and see what happens!
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i dont want to die in a nuclear missile strike
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If passed, Newsom's budget plan will: Strip Medi-Cal from every 65+ or disabled person with more than $2000 in assets. Remove dental and long-term coverage from undocumented Californians. Impose higher premiums specifically on undocumented people.
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it was sent to me by a friend
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i am not happy!!
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WELP
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Nations: extremely stupid idea
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well, at this rate the nuclear apocalypse hitting wisconsin would be because of the samson directive
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*opens coat* Might I interest you in some demon oranges in these trying times? bsky.app/profile/bish...
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Like you remember yesterday when I was jumping up and down because like after 10 years of work I got this weird ass shade dwelling for a strawberry to finally live. Like that's what I'm doing out here. I'm literally cataloging these species that are going to be needed really soon.
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Do yourself a favor while you're there. Maybe pick up some demon oranges for yourself if they're not extinct yet. Like there's only so fast I can go with the resources I have. Some of these plants are going extinct in real time. Like you see when I do with this money. It's glowing in my lab
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Every plant I established out here gets added to the catalog and eventually I will be propagating these for redistribution. If the demon orange goes extinct, there will be no more demon oranges available. I am racing time.
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Do you know anyone else in the United States that knows how to make a 30-ft tall living wall of Nazi repelling armor piercing oranges grow out of a ditch?