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Jean Segura has officially announced his retirement Congratulations, Jimmy Cigs! Enjoy it ❤️

he was a little confused but has the spirit

packers fans are fucking losers lmao imagine your org being that stupid that it proposed a rule change twice and it still couldn’t get passed

my two interests: max kepler, chilis

“not to be funny” don’t worry ben we will never think that ❤️

the only person i’m ok with the broadcast cutting to while kepler is up to bat is kyle actually

OOOOOHHHHH YEAAAAAAAH GO KYLE

THAT IS GOLD GLOVER BRYSON STOTT TO YOU

kyle was HUSTLING i love to watch him run

ben davis: “he got a new toy and he knows how to use it”

and if i said what i was thinking about max kepler out loud (he’s fucking stupid.) (but also… would.)

ben davis: “when i’m commissioner…” NO 🤺🤺🤺 SHUT UP 🤺🤺🤺

that’s a crazy challenge lmao idl if there’s enough to overturn

thank god they’re starting off normal i didn’t want to do another game like last night

my beloved Philadelphia Phillies, who i was cursing to hell as recently as 9:45pm yesterday, currently have the best record in the National League

the worst part about getting my car washed is trying to align my wheels correctly with the belts 💔

phillies win. first place.

THE BITCHES LOVE SOSA

SCREAMING

KYLE WITH THE CHILIS LOGO BEHIND HIM ALERT 🚨 🗣️

trea shiesty that’s my DAWG

listen man we all know i love my boyfriend but why did he pinch hit there 😭 nothing but an automatic out 😭

A BOHMER

a run! now that wasn’t so hard was it?!

bruh what do you mean we already gave up a homerun to the ROCKIES

KEEP THE CHILIS LOGO UP ALL GAME 🗣️🗣️🗣️

drake trying to pass the blame onto someone else as if this wasn’t HIS fault 🤨🤨🤨

SOMEONE DO A WELLNESS CHECK ON JUSTIN BIEBER

are they suggesting on the broadcast that they should beat the fan up who threw something on the ice

ran to bieber’s insta. he hasn’t posted anything since 45 minutes ago when he said “I’m a slut for these boys”

duuuuuude lmao this is getting brutal 😭😭😭😭

oh leafs lmao