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Playing Mario kart online is so humbling

Kinda need to be held like a baby

Seen people complaining about ordering the switch with no games and how empty the console is while not owning any games? Like what exactly were you expecting here? 😭

Who wanna play Mario kart? Whoever loses gotta get their ass ruthlessly pounded and filled with cum 🫣🫦

No more having boyfriends unless it's me!!!!

If I call you handsome it's because I want to suck your dick

SHOW ME THE WEAPON

clap if she should suffer

almost missed this one but oh my god this song is so fuckin cute www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRU1...

hoyo needs to get it together and put their games on the switch already

bear era has ended, hung twink era is here

kinda an audio religious text in a way open.spotify.com/album/2ffVa2...

I've played an embarrassing amount of fantasy life already if we're friends on switch and you ever looking at my play times just scroll along and mind ur own business real quick I don't wanna hear it

This mfer is just sat here straight up cranking it in public that's crazy

nodkrai looking pretty as hell already, the hype is real lets gooo

Beat all the cups and the credits ran can't believe Mario kart is over and I have to delete the game now 😔

Save me Sabrina carpenter, Sabrina carpenter save me open.spotify.com/track/42UBPz...

As much as I love cow I am a snowman main in Mario kart idk he just feels way more my vibe

Pokémon unite is ever so slightly less laggy on the switch 2 maybe by the switch 3 it'll run smoothly for once!!

So theres this absolute camp banger open.spotify.com/track/7DNTmE...

Who wanna come over and frot a lil?