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ah so elon was just knowingly and happily working for -- as he is insinuating -- a pedophile

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did we really need to invent gogurt? is regular yogurt not already portable enough?

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condensation is so pathetic like WHAT are u crying about u are a GLASS

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wow,,,,, beautiful

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turned 37 today which, in los angeles, qualifies me for a senior discount

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every painting from the 1800s is like ok girl get them titties out

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when i say i’m enjoying a tv series and the person i’m talking to is like ‘you should read the books next’ it’s like sorry i’m watching 18 hours of television a day when would i possibly have time for a book

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sorry i’m late bro there were enemies nearby and i couldn’t fast travel

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happy mother's day to the woman who will still swaddle me upon request

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look when it comes to sailor moon personally i would not be jazzed if my life were in danger and a masked tuxedo man in a cape and top hat showed up throwing flowers and reciting poetry

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as kids my sister & i would annoy each other so badly in the car & it'd piss my mom off. she'd go 'GIRLS ENOUGH! Hands in your laps & look out your windows' & we'd be like jeez whats her deal. & now that i think about it it was prob bc our idea of 'joking around' was unbuckling each others seatbelts

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sometimes art just speaks to you

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boy are you an elevator because you have 2500 lbs of load permit-- you know what no. i'm not going to do this. i'm better than this

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my bf [lying to his friends about why my arm is in a sling]: uhh she's fine she just fell-- me [being brave]: i was trying to rip a peach along its butt crease with my bare hands and banged my elbow against the desk so hard it made me cry

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inside me are two prebiotic sodas, locked in a battle for my gut health. they will both kill me

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this tomato has someone else's fingerprint pressed into it and i know it's someone else's because i put MY fingerprint against it and it didn't unlock

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ME: where's that show STREAMING PLATFORM: ? ME: the show i've been bingeing for days? SP: ?? ME: the show i've spent the last 40 hours watching SP: ??? ME: i just want to resume watching that show SP: UGH omg then go type it in the search letter by letter with your remote what am i your mommy

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GOD: heaven or ghost? ME: gee idk do i wanna float around in ur lame cloud or do i wanna spend eternity scaring people in their bathrooms

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my dad saw a minivan and called it a 'catholic sports car'

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was smearing lambs' blood all over my door when one of my neighbors wished me a happy passover and i was like wait what

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How Stella Got Her Grooved Back (osteoporosis)

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another day, another pair of crumbled undies found in my pant leg after i've already left the house

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idk why it's so funny to me that pilates is just named after the dude who invented it: Joseph Pilates. it'd be like if the guy who came up with pickleball was named Brian Pickleball

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favorite pastimes include: 1. yelling SHUT THE FUCK UP out my window to anything that makes any bit of noise whatsoever end of list

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them, uninformed chud: wraps always fall apart when you put them down me, innovative genius: oh do they

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it's called an oedipal complex maybe you've freud of it

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wish the guy i used to like would text me already so he could see how not interested in him i am anymore

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"I know I am, but what are you?" - Socratease

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"Nobody gets in to see the System Administrator! Not nobody, not no how!" - The Wizard of OS

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the most attractive person i’ve ever seen in my life just saw me try to get out of the car with my seatbelt still on so if anyone needs me i’ll be dead in my tub

ah so elon was just knowingly and happily working for -- as he is insinuating -- a pedophile

did we really need to invent gogurt? is regular yogurt not already portable enough?

condensation is so pathetic like WHAT are u crying about u are a GLASS

wow,,,,, beautiful

turned 37 today which, in los angeles, qualifies me for a senior discount

every painting from the 1800s is like ok girl get them titties out

when i say i’m enjoying a tv series and the person i’m talking to is like ‘you should read the books next’ it’s like sorry i’m watching 18 hours of television a day when would i possibly have time for a book

sorry i’m late bro there were enemies nearby and i couldn’t fast travel

happy mother's day to the woman who will still swaddle me upon request

look when it comes to sailor moon personally i would not be jazzed if my life were in danger and a masked tuxedo man in a cape and top hat showed up throwing flowers and reciting poetry

as kids my sister & i would annoy each other so badly in the car & it'd piss my mom off. she'd go 'GIRLS ENOUGH! Hands in your laps & look out your windows' & we'd be like jeez whats her deal. & now that i think about it it was prob bc our idea of 'joking around' was unbuckling each others seatbelts

sometimes art just speaks to you

boy are you an elevator because you have 2500 lbs of load permit-- you know what no. i'm not going to do this. i'm better than this

my bf [lying to his friends about why my arm is in a sling]: uhh she's fine she just fell-- me [being brave]: i was trying to rip a peach along its butt crease with my bare hands and banged my elbow against the desk so hard it made me cry

inside me are two prebiotic sodas, locked in a battle for my gut health. they will both kill me

this tomato has someone else's fingerprint pressed into it and i know it's someone else's because i put MY fingerprint against it and it didn't unlock

ME: where's that show STREAMING PLATFORM: ? ME: the show i've been bingeing for days? SP: ?? ME: the show i've spent the last 40 hours watching SP: ??? ME: i just want to resume watching that show SP: UGH omg then go type it in the search letter by letter with your remote what am i your mommy

GOD: heaven or ghost? ME: gee idk do i wanna float around in ur lame cloud or do i wanna spend eternity scaring people in their bathrooms

my dad saw a minivan and called it a 'catholic sports car'

was smearing lambs' blood all over my door when one of my neighbors wished me a happy passover and i was like wait what

How Stella Got Her Grooved Back (osteoporosis)

another day, another pair of crumbled undies found in my pant leg after i've already left the house

idk why it's so funny to me that pilates is just named after the dude who invented it: Joseph Pilates. it'd be like if the guy who came up with pickleball was named Brian Pickleball

favorite pastimes include: 1. yelling SHUT THE FUCK UP out my window to anything that makes any bit of noise whatsoever end of list

them, uninformed chud: wraps always fall apart when you put them down me, innovative genius: oh do they

it's called an oedipal complex maybe you've freud of it

wish the guy i used to like would text me already so he could see how not interested in him i am anymore

"I know I am, but what are you?" - Socratease

"Nobody gets in to see the System Administrator! Not nobody, not no how!" - The Wizard of OS

the most attractive person i’ve ever seen in my life just saw me try to get out of the car with my seatbelt still on so if anyone needs me i’ll be dead in my tub

i'm not being 'sassy' i just hate you

brb, Japan