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ah so elon was just knowingly and happily working for -- as he is insinuating -- a pedophile

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did we really need to invent gogurt? is regular yogurt not already portable enough?

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condensation is so pathetic like WHAT are u crying about u are a GLASS

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wow,,,,, beautiful

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turned 37 today which, in los angeles, qualifies me for a senior discount

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every painting from the 1800s is like ok girl get them titties out

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when i say i’m enjoying a tv series and the person i’m talking to is like ‘you should read the books next’ it’s like sorry i’m watching 18 hours of television a day when would i possibly have time for a book

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sorry i’m late bro there were enemies nearby and i couldn’t fast travel

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happy mother's day to the woman who will still swaddle me upon request

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look when it comes to sailor moon personally i would not be jazzed if my life were in danger and a masked tuxedo man in a cape and top hat showed up throwing flowers and reciting poetry

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as kids my sister & i would annoy each other so badly in the car & it'd piss my mom off. she'd go 'GIRLS ENOUGH! Hands in your laps & look out your windows' & we'd be like jeez whats her deal. & now that i think about it it was prob bc our idea of 'joking around' was unbuckling each others seatbelts

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sometimes art just speaks to you

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boy are you an elevator because you have 2500 lbs of load permit-- you know what no. i'm not going to do this. i'm better than this

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my bf [lying to his friends about why my arm is in a sling]: uhh she's fine she just fell-- me [being brave]: i was trying to rip a peach along its butt crease with my bare hands and banged my elbow against the desk so hard it made me cry

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inside me are two prebiotic sodas, locked in a battle for my gut health. they will both kill me

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this tomato has someone else's fingerprint pressed into it and i know it's someone else's because i put MY fingerprint against it and it didn't unlock

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ME: where's that show STREAMING PLATFORM: ? ME: the show i've been bingeing for days? SP: ?? ME: the show i've spent the last 40 hours watching SP: ??? ME: i just want to resume watching that show SP: UGH omg then go type it in the search letter by letter with your remote what am i your mommy

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GOD: heaven or ghost? ME: gee idk do i wanna float around in ur lame cloud or do i wanna spend eternity scaring people in their bathrooms

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my dad saw a minivan and called it a 'catholic sports car'

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was smearing lambs' blood all over my door when one of my neighbors wished me a happy passover and i was like wait what

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How Stella Got Her Grooved Back (osteoporosis)

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another day, another pair of crumbled undies found in my pant leg after i've already left the house

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idk why it's so funny to me that pilates is just named after the dude who invented it: Joseph Pilates. it'd be like if the guy who came up with pickleball was named Brian Pickleball

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favorite pastimes include: 1. yelling SHUT THE FUCK UP out my window to anything that makes any bit of noise whatsoever end of list

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them, uninformed chud: wraps always fall apart when you put them down me, innovative genius: oh do they

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it's called an oedipal complex maybe you've freud of it

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wish the guy i used to like would text me already so he could see how not interested in him i am anymore

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