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alkalinian.bsky.social
Writer, editor, North American scum. 8647. Remember this: Try.
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My congressman ✊
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Deep substrate foliated mineral rights.
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If anyone falls off completely, the cloud guy picks them up
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It’s always the ones you most suspect
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It was nice to know you, talking baby
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Cathar baby, breaking ball pitch
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🍽️
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That’s what it’s all about!
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Good luck with all that bsky.app/profile/iwil...
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Another day, another police riot.
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Damn right the Cradle of the American Revolution knows what’s up.
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We need to finish Reconstruction.
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Sell the paper, Jeff. You suck at this.
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Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m gonna go put some water in Pete Hegseth’s momma’s dish. Good evening.
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America to the president on his birthday:
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Their schtick doesn’t work as well when the audience is the entire country (world).
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Malicious compliance?
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Andor was the best argument for the necessity of a popular front I’ve ever seen in pop culture, and I’ll die on that hill.
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Neo-Republicans! Human cultists! Galaxy partitiontists!
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The show was what we needed, when we needed it. bsky.app/profile/alka...
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It took centuries for the Roman emperors to start using traditional monarchical styles for that very reason.
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He just repurposed it to mean “news I don’t like.”
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Even his “drill baby drill” schtick during the campaign was a warmed-over Sarah Palinism.
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Their obsession with optics and their refusal to ever back down on anything are in tension and they’re not smart enough to resolve it.
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Our oldest ally showing up.
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Laughing at this one like
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We’re going to see more veterans standing up at these demonstrations, and the right will treat them exactly the same way they treated vets who protested Vietnam.
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Donald Glover as Lando Calrissian was the most inspired casting since Billy Dee Williams as Lando Calrissian.
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Idk when the grift runs out, but when it does, the crypto bros and the pols they purchased will be counting real money while the dupes hold the empty bag.
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Also on the basis of his religion, which he barely understands and doesn’t actually follow.
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Counting his crypto money.
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You guys are cooking today.
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“We need a robust marketplace of ideas.” *hears a differing opinion IRL* “Leave the chateau, please.”
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Right-wing media got so high on their own supply they decided they could run the government themselves.
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You say shaking, I say skankin’
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Send in the ska bands.
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You Can’t Reform This, exhibit 740,923
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This Portlandia reboot is ass
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Dem candidates cheerleading for the aggressor in this exchange are getting dog-walked on here. Republicans would literally rather drink bleach than get news from you. Read the room.
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Just switched off the TuneIn stream. Sorry, but your talking heads make the coverage of this crisis unlistenable. I feel like I woke up in 2003.