allanis.gay
Hey there, slugger. I’m the guy at work with the toy dinosaurs. Giant shrieking homo. Opinions are my own until I can find the receipt. He/him
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Try the asparagus
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I honestly don’t see any other way to take this as “we’re going to sell your medical data.”
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Working in startups, dudes would make private Slack channels where they can say horrible bigoted shit and not get called out. At least these guys had the decency to say it to your face.
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Like, they were total dickheads, but if you pushed back a little bot they’d stfu. If they made me quit, they’d be the ones filling in.
One of them would call people “fag” all the time until I told him I was gay. He stopped after that (around me, at least).
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Welp, ask and ye shall receive I guess.
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[Extreme George Costanza voice] I’m Lilyless, Jerry. LILYLESS!
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The terrible shit will still be waiting for us tomorrow. Today, we have fun.
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We have a bluejay at our place that takes turns with a couple of nuthatches with our window feeder and it’s fun to watch.
We can tell which one’s which by the *bonk* against our window as the jay makes his graceful landing.
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Okay but that chicken though
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I love this anthology, right next to “it’s a gorgeous day out, let’s open some windows” that ends like
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“Not right now, sweetie, daddy needs to go on facebook and tell this worried parent to put down their phone.”
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I really hope people remember the folks who caused this would never sign up to be the rep and this is just some poor employee facing a bunch of very pissed off customers.
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(Originally shared by @cratchedrn.bsky.social who, wisely, disabled quote posts)
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Oh my god how did it get worse?! www.businessinsider.com/barkbox-ceo-...
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[Don’t say it.]
[Seriously, don’t.]
[It’s too easy. You’re better than this.]
“Murder.”
[goddammit jfc I just can’t]
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Firmly cements the theory that new tech is developed either for military applications or weird sex stuff. I just figured this kind of tech would fit into the latter category.
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It’s like they watched this video and though “oh, that’s a great idea. We should do if for our brand.” www.tiktok.com/@megstalter/...
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I had a work project with a client in academia once and I used copilot for help with citations. (I haven’t cited in MLA format for two decades.) It helped with the format, but I had to re-do every field because it kept adding “second edition” to things with no second edition.
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My money’s on it being the Cybermen this week. Maybe the Daleks.
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[clicks the link]
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And I don't even disagree with them! There's plenty of oral history matching what they're saying! I agree with the point they're making! But now I've got my hackles up. Now I feel like this person will make shit up if they can't back up their argument with facts. It's just a bad idea.
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They deleted their AI post and shared another image as "a screencap from a video", but the damage is done. I don't trust this new image and now I'm wondering, even if it's not AI with a flimsy excuse for why I can't see hands or faces, is the shot is taken out of context to highlight their point?
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I’d be cured and served uncooked with grilled anise. I was salty and bitter in life. I’ll be salty and bitter in death.
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Let’s not forget this piece of work.
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You buy a new bbq, you start grilling more. You buy a few new warships and, well…
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I loved this movie. Dark absurd fun the whole way through.
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It’s still useless unless you sign up for an X account. I don’t care what they use, as long as I can see bridge closure announcements in chronological order.
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Didn’t they resolve to migrate to a different space over a month ago?
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I live next to a conservation beach for these little guys and it floors me that no matter how many “don’t park your towel on the loose sand” signs get posted, people still decide to encroach on these spaces.
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That fourth picture has me like
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Can’t wait to see in games in 15 years griping about how the characters’ grandkids never call.