allanis.gay
Hey there, slugger. I’m the guy at work with the toy dinosaurs. Giant shrieking homo. Opinions are my own until I can find the receipt. He/him
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Iran is still extremely deadly for gay folks. A lot of refugees I know hail from there and they have some horrifying stories about lost friends.
Does this mean they should be bombed to dust? No. But it’s really not an exaggeration or some pro-west propaganda.
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My guesses are either to prevent shorting by moisture or to keep crows from blowing up.
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Move aside "pencil dick", "Swizzle Dick" is the new insult.
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Awesome! Can we get a starter kit of all HRM public services on bluesky?
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Me, reading this and misunderstanding the joke: “heh, check out this idiot who doesn’t understand what a joke is.”
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I told her, but she said she was worried you weren’t eating enough.
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Ready for the cocktail afterparty
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In Starfield yesterday I got an NPC to rat on their boss to give me access to their boss’ suite.
NPC: “follow me.”
[starts heading downstairs. A guard is on the stairs, leaving plenty of room, but it interrupts pathfinding, so they go back into their boss’ office.]
Me: “A bit bold, but not judging.”
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Try the asparagus
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I honestly don’t see any other way to take this as “we’re going to sell your medical data.”
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Working in startups, dudes would make private Slack channels where they can say horrible bigoted shit and not get called out. At least these guys had the decency to say it to your face.
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Like, they were total dickheads, but if you pushed back a little bot they’d stfu. If they made me quit, they’d be the ones filling in.
One of them would call people “fag” all the time until I told him I was gay. He stopped after that (around me, at least).
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Welp, ask and ye shall receive I guess.
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[Extreme George Costanza voice] I’m Lilyless, Jerry. LILYLESS!
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The terrible shit will still be waiting for us tomorrow. Today, we have fun.
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We have a bluejay at our place that takes turns with a couple of nuthatches with our window feeder and it’s fun to watch.
We can tell which one’s which by the *bonk* against our window as the jay makes his graceful landing.
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Okay but that chicken though
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I love this anthology, right next to “it’s a gorgeous day out, let’s open some windows” that ends like
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“Not right now, sweetie, daddy needs to go on facebook and tell this worried parent to put down their phone.”
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I really hope people remember the folks who caused this would never sign up to be the rep and this is just some poor employee facing a bunch of very pissed off customers.
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(Originally shared by @cratchedrn.bsky.social who, wisely, disabled quote posts)
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Oh my god how did it get worse?! www.businessinsider.com/barkbox-ceo-...
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[Don’t say it.]
[Seriously, don’t.]
[It’s too easy. You’re better than this.]
“Murder.”
[goddammit jfc I just can’t]
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Firmly cements the theory that new tech is developed either for military applications or weird sex stuff. I just figured this kind of tech would fit into the latter category.
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It’s like they watched this video and though “oh, that’s a great idea. We should do if for our brand.” www.tiktok.com/@megstalter/...