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submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

It’s too hot in here

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

Shout out to all of the real ones without friends or family

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

ICE wears masks because they know the circumstances that empower them are temporary. If they had faith that the fascists in power could hold it, they wouldn’t need to obscure their faces. They fear the future. And they should, because faithless movements break, and someone knows every single member.

submitted 21 days ago • 2 comments

Worcestershire is easy to pronounce. Were-stir-sure. Slow down, there’s no sauce emergency that requires one say it quickly. Best to practice it in a mirror 15-20 times & really focus on how your tongue and teeth feel inside your mouth.

submitted 22 days ago • 0 comments

Prometheus looking at AI slop as his liver is eaten for nth time: yeah, I deserve this

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

I wonder what Elian Gonzalez is up to these days…

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Saw “pirates” was trending so I got excited but it’s just about baseball and now I can’t stop dry heaving

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

I’ve never understood the appeal of GTA games. I’ve tried 3,4, and 5, and they bore the hell out of me. What am I missing?

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Edited the coherency right the fuck out of that one… damned character limit *rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb*

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Bugs the fuck out of me when someone uses “addicting” rather than “addictive.” It’s silly, I know, but, poor grammar aside, it just *sounds* bad. I’ve heard it’s supposed to apply to non-addictive things, but I think folks understand the colloquial meaning & that’s a cop out ’cause most don’t know.

submitted 62 days ago • 1 comment

We harnessed ancient radiation To sell laundry detergent And death.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Must be hard, sitting on the fence with one’s head buried in the sand.

submitted 62 days ago • 0 comments

Best start believing in a global economy, Ms. Turner, you’re in one

submitted 75 days ago • 0 comments

Looking to cut your carbs? Try low-carb options of your favorite snacks and meals. The flavor & texture is so terrible, you’ll taste them once only to toss out the remainder, preventing you from eating even more carbs. Not only that, they cost more, so you can’t buy the regular kind afterwards!

submitted 77 days ago • 0 comments

My jokes are all, let’s face it, prehistoric. And my music sounds like monkeys in a zoo…

submitted 79 days ago • 0 comments