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Where LEGO bricks click and virtual planes soar. I’m a dad (he/him/his) on a mission to spread the Aloha Spirit. https://substack.com/@alohacraw
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Not to kink shame but Republicans suck ass on so many levels. youtu.be/gcrQF2lv3ZA?...

The F stands for Fraud: youtube.com/shorts/GihMD...

we know who the most dangerous folks in America are…

Something tells me when they’re broke, their employees will voluntarily do their jobs for free because they obviously have no soul.

Here’s a list of 128 democrats who deserve a primary opponent including @neal.house.gov

Yes, I flipped off a bigot harassing toddlers at a drag queen story hour. No, I won't apologize for it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXd7...

We’re getting f*## at both ends by counterfeit products, and Amazon and Wallmart continue to sell these terrible fakes. Enjoying our growing pains at www.Yetch.Studio.

If you’re free, this is a great opportunity to come hang out with my kids and I as we play a super fun couch co-operative game you e probably never heard of before

Imagine trying to describe what makes a Wes Anderson movie so distinctly a Wes Anderson movie to someone who has never seen a Wes Anderson movie. I don’t regret spending my entire therapy session trying to do just that.

If I ever leave my job my two week notice will be that I see them again lol

If you’re not following my good friend @ladyamelthea.bsky.social on Twitch, you might not know that starting today she will be playing all the Zelda games in order: www.twitch.tv/ladyamelthea

This was an incredible watch by @jamellebouie.net : youtu.be/FdCf0rQmY-s?...

Reasons why banana splits are great: - a little treat, with potassium - is filling, if you had an early or small dinner - less dairy than just eating a bowl of just ice cream - delicious - fantastic name

“Can we sign Yub-Nub, or is that cultural appropriation?” - @franifio.bsky.social is someone who absolutely deserves your views, likes and comments on this one: youtu.be/kZituqz4Kvs?...

To sum up Phoenician Scheme: if you like Wes Anderson movies you’ll enjoy this movie. It’s not his strongest movie by any measure. It’s not as bad as The Darjeerling Limited, but it’s not as good as say Moonrise Kingdom.

Movie theater showtime: 1:30p Started with 7 minutes of Commercials / Noovie Trailers started: 1:37p The Phoenician Scheme started at: 1:49p

So to review: If you’re cis/underage and want puberty blockers, you can. If you’re trans/underage and want puberty blockers, nope. And somehow the Supreme Court says that’s not discrimination. US Supreme Court rules against challenge to youth transgender care ban - www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...

Can’t wait! Taking my son to his first Wes Anderson movie later today.

California brings forth bill that takes the masks off ICE agents.

After what happened in Minnesota, I firmly believe it is every person duty to resist the arrest / detainment of all human beings until being shown proper identification or warrants by police / ice. We cannot live in the world of Trust Me Bro.

I had a weird epiphany just now, and I don’t know what it means, but I have a lot of memories watching movies with separately my divorced parents: - going to the grand lake theater with my mom, and getting colonel mustards. - going to the video rental store with my dad and getting round table pizza.

Tip I learned years ago from a longtime organizer who is also an attorney: If you are not sure if a person approaching you is a cop, and you do not feel safe, drive to the nearest *fire department* and call 911 and tell them (don't ask) that you're stopping for the cop at a FD. Here's why.

Lawn Care Daddy Edges Grass to Perfection: tinyurl.com/5cb74f29

I, like many of you, am not only devastated but furious at the assassination of two Minnesota lawmakers this morning. This isn’t some isolated tragedy. It’s extremism, it’s fascist violence, and we have to treat it that way. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

If this isn’t multiplayer couch co-op, we riot. I mean as a dad, I want to play this with my 10 year old daughter. youtu.be/LtUrrTOiWxk?...

I feel like if you want to read about Donald Trumps big 3a social media melt down, you have to add the date because it happens so frequently.

Happy Fathers Day to all the dads out there doing their best, being healthy emotionally involved male figures in their kids lives.

Every video I have seen of Trumps birthday parade makes our military look like amateurs. I’ve seen JROTCs look more impressive. We should cut their funding in half and get free healthcare instead. Thats a way better use of our public tax dollars.

Reminder the President is spending $25-40 million on a parade today after cutting $12 million from school lunch programs in MA and $20 million to improve air quality in Springfield, MA, which has one of the highest asthma rates in the US. Marie Antoinette had nothing on this guy.

We have entered the "The police is saying that if the police is at your door you are not safe call the police immediately" stage of making America great again

How many times did we fucking tell you. You gave up on wearing masks. You let them demonize masks. So they got to write the rules. And the rules are cops “discretion” is that disabled people should be arrested. Because when ableds get to decide who is actually disabled, we lose. Every time.

This is a friendly reminder that Jill Stein did not place higher than fourth place on any ballot results. And Democrats will never ever blame people who voted Libertarian for their role in not voting for Hillary and or Kamala.

Legit question: if the federal government is able to “liberate” California from their democratically elected state leaders, why can’t California liberate themselves from the federal government ?

If the video game “Rain On Your Parade” had a Trumps Birthday Military expansion pack, they’d make a drillion dollars. youtu.be/QSl6OJj_M7A?...

By now, we've all seen the video of Senator Alex Padilla (D-CA) being forcibly removed and handcuffed for asking a question during Kristi Noem's press conference. But what Noem said just moments before the video was taken is "classic authoritarian red-baiting," points out @davidcorn.bsky.social.

Our Pride celebration is TONIGHT at Nobody’s Darling! We’ve got discounted drinks, limited edition campaign Pride merch, and a bunch of local queer-owned businesses. See y’all at 8! www.mobilize.us/katforillino...

The Coast Guard boarded a FIFA World Cup party boat and checked immigration papers—in front of FIFA officials. This is how the U.S. treats immigrants in 2025. We are NOT ready for 2026. FIFA should pull the World Cup. Full post + video: open.substack.com/pub/objectio...