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Where LEGO bricks click and virtual planes soar. I’m a dad (he/him/his) on a mission to spread the Aloha Spirit. https://substack.com/@alohacraw
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What percentage of ______ Is porn? Is probably the most googled question of the day. Invest heavily in Reddit y’all.

I hope the schools maliciously comply by only reading the gayest books ever forcing those parents to opt out of every fucking lesson.

“Killing your own clone is still murder” - Odo after Mission Impossibling some random dude

If the government decides to deport me, as an American citizen, can I pick Iceland? It’s 11c in Reykjavik today which sounds really fucking nice considering how hot it is in New England right now.

A secret, never-mentioned fact is that the people who voted for Zohran are also taxpayers. www.bloomberg.com/news/article...

Laws like this one are a good thing because anything that pisses off real estate investors is a good thing. We can have affordable housing or housing as an investment. Capitalism prevents us from having both.

Not to kink shame but Republicans suck ass on so many levels. youtu.be/gcrQF2lv3ZA?...

The F stands for Fraud: youtube.com/shorts/GihMD...

we know who the most dangerous folks in America are…

Something tells me when they’re broke, their employees will voluntarily do their jobs for free because they obviously have no soul.

Here’s a list of 128 democrats who deserve a primary opponent including @neal.house.gov

Yes, I flipped off a bigot harassing toddlers at a drag queen story hour. No, I won't apologize for it: www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXd7...

We’re getting f*## at both ends by counterfeit products, and Amazon and Wallmart continue to sell these terrible fakes. Enjoying our growing pains at www.Yetch.Studio.

If you’re free, this is a great opportunity to come hang out with my kids and I as we play a super fun couch co-operative game you e probably never heard of before

Imagine trying to describe what makes a Wes Anderson movie so distinctly a Wes Anderson movie to someone who has never seen a Wes Anderson movie. I don’t regret spending my entire therapy session trying to do just that.

If I ever leave my job my two week notice will be that I see them again lol

If you’re not following my good friend @ladyamelthea.bsky.social on Twitch, you might not know that starting today she will be playing all the Zelda games in order: www.twitch.tv/ladyamelthea

This was an incredible watch by @jamellebouie.net : youtu.be/FdCf0rQmY-s?...

Reasons why banana splits are great: - a little treat, with potassium - is filling, if you had an early or small dinner - less dairy than just eating a bowl of just ice cream - delicious - fantastic name

“Can we sign Yub-Nub, or is that cultural appropriation?” - @franifio.bsky.social is someone who absolutely deserves your views, likes and comments on this one: youtu.be/kZituqz4Kvs?...

To sum up Phoenician Scheme: if you like Wes Anderson movies you’ll enjoy this movie. It’s not his strongest movie by any measure. It’s not as bad as The Darjeerling Limited, but it’s not as good as say Moonrise Kingdom.

Movie theater showtime: 1:30p Started with 7 minutes of Commercials / Noovie Trailers started: 1:37p The Phoenician Scheme started at: 1:49p

So to review: If you’re cis/underage and want puberty blockers, you can. If you’re trans/underage and want puberty blockers, nope. And somehow the Supreme Court says that’s not discrimination. US Supreme Court rules against challenge to youth transgender care ban - www.reuters.com/world/us/us-...

Can’t wait! Taking my son to his first Wes Anderson movie later today.

California brings forth bill that takes the masks off ICE agents.

After what happened in Minnesota, I firmly believe it is every person duty to resist the arrest / detainment of all human beings until being shown proper identification or warrants by police / ice. We cannot live in the world of Trust Me Bro.

I had a weird epiphany just now, and I don’t know what it means, but I have a lot of memories watching movies with separately my divorced parents: - going to the grand lake theater with my mom, and getting colonel mustards. - going to the video rental store with my dad and getting round table pizza.

Tip I learned years ago from a longtime organizer who is also an attorney: If you are not sure if a person approaching you is a cop, and you do not feel safe, drive to the nearest *fire department* and call 911 and tell them (don't ask) that you're stopping for the cop at a FD. Here's why.

Lawn Care Daddy Edges Grass to Perfection: tinyurl.com/5cb74f29

I, like many of you, am not only devastated but furious at the assassination of two Minnesota lawmakers this morning. This isn’t some isolated tragedy. It’s extremism, it’s fascist violence, and we have to treat it that way. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

If this isn’t multiplayer couch co-op, we riot. I mean as a dad, I want to play this with my 10 year old daughter. youtu.be/LtUrrTOiWxk?...

I feel like if you want to read about Donald Trumps big 3a social media melt down, you have to add the date because it happens so frequently.

Happy Fathers Day to all the dads out there doing their best, being healthy emotionally involved male figures in their kids lives.

Every video I have seen of Trumps birthday parade makes our military look like amateurs. I’ve seen JROTCs look more impressive. We should cut their funding in half and get free healthcare instead. Thats a way better use of our public tax dollars.

Reminder the President is spending $25-40 million on a parade today after cutting $12 million from school lunch programs in MA and $20 million to improve air quality in Springfield, MA, which has one of the highest asthma rates in the US. Marie Antoinette had nothing on this guy.