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New in PN: The made for TV sec def "Hegseth is essentially playing the role of sec def on TV for a president who wants a vapid figurehead rather than someone competent. His job is to serve as a square-jawed caricature of MAGA masculinity. By that measure, he's doing exactly what he was hired for."

how it feels logging onto my little spreadsheet email job

He’s not a legitimate President. He’s a felonious squatter who has turned our White House into a criminal enterprise.

my dog when I ask what’s in his mouth

An embarrassment of the highest degree.

Craziest headline

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Happening everywhere

Germany's “conservative” alliance, CDU and CSU (aligning more closely with America's center-left, moderate wing of the Democratic Party), has won the country’s national parliamentary election. Thank god they teach history in German schools. Far-right politics REJECTED!

I really like Aphex Twin but he’s killing me with the song titles. I’m trying to listen to music not remember a WiFi password.

Maine Governor Janet Mills ‘See you in court.’

these clowns are genuinely not prepared for the violent backlash that's coming their way once the cascading failures from destroying government agencies and the social safety net start to manifest in concussive, very unsubtle waves

Oak bluffs 🤩

my creator knew i would be too powerful with an accent

Correct. He’s not capable of playing multidimensional chess. Or chess. Or checkers. Or tic-tac-toe. As one of his aides put it during Shit Show I, “he’s just eating the pieces” on the board. Nothing he does is strategic. He’s purely guided by narcissistic, sociopathic impulses at all times.

A reminder: Everything folks fear from The Handmaids Tale actually happened to Black and Native American women. It’s wildly disrespectful that folks are only recently starting to care now when marginalized women and girls have suffered for centuries. Stop cosplaying and read some history too.

a lot america's problems come back to the basic fact that we 1) have barely had united government for the last 30 years and 2) it has been basically impossible to pass normal legislation for the last 20

They are just swinging sledgehammers in the dark.

Let Our Voices Echo

History buffs will know that every authoritarian leader eventually converges on some version of: "I *am* the state. I can not break the law, I am the law, the law is instantiated in me." Our march to authoritarianism so far has been excruciatingly by-the-book. Hitting every beat. No surprises.

The biggest problem with most of you is you think Kendrick Lamar is your revolutionary friend. Luigi Mangione is your revolutionary friend.

Kendrick Lamar’s Super Bowl set really seems to have made the worst people absolutely unravel. They didn’t just dislike it - which many people did, from all walks of life, and that’s fine - it really struck them in their souls. And some of them are still growling away. It’s fascinating.

Some things never change.

“I told you if you hold on to clothes long enough they come back in fashion” From the new Private Eye, out now.

In terms of how empires fall stories turning the whole thing over to a ketamine addled tech baron and a band of incel teens is probably one of the most pathetic options

Rep. LaMonica McIver: "We are at war!"

The cognitive dissonance of getting up every morning and making coffee and walking the dog and going to meetings and answering emails and wondering what to make for dinner while there is a real live actual coup d’etat happening is BONKERS

tfw when you're shopping for baby clothes

She lost her life serving our country and because of the smears by the President her family doesn’t want us to know her name. It’s two weeks and this Administration is the most shameful imaginable. — Army withholds name of Black Hawk helicopter crew in D.C. crash www.npr.org/2025/01/30/n...

Here we go.

Can we skip to the part where he dies from late stage syphilis