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thinking about the properties of water, as we all have lately and wondering what extremely presssurized water would feel like in the form of an orb you could touch. wild
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Your fines too steep. Your enforcement too strong. They’ll kill you, white stephen
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I like to think of it as the ADHD sense of tried whereby they had the best of intentions when they woke up but then just doomscrolled in the parking lot for five hours and it all went to hell.
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nightmare scenario!
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they could roast an eggplant and slam it into the floor
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The same people who own the pistachios, pomegranates, kind bars and fiji waters!! this drives me crazy
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ok now you have to write a note back
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passenger 57 baby
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might be better off with a beach chair and lots of balloons
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it’s acceptable to keep up to four stupid cats in your home
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foley artists discover a new vegetable challenge
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my friend’s dog ate my baby’s strawberry. she is an unruly rescue who loves fruit
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its crazy the contortions men put themselves through simply to justify frottage
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ohhh right okay. feeling a little check please about it
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read him bakoon
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who os directing this? what are these naming conventions?!
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one of the softest to ever do it
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not miss next time
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maybe the team at Bing! can handle it www.windowscentral.com/bing-teams-r...
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that’s what i’m saying!!
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one of my favorite chickens in film is from Return to Oz. she saves the whole crew
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Dorothy Bellina Glenda
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it’s cute and slutty!
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omg WALL
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i put a garfield sticker on my copy of The Plot Against America. It was garfield and odie on that one sonic youth album cover
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oh my god what a perfect matinee double feature
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i am happy for you. my current toaster has two settings only: warm bread or black
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adam if u want an acting career you must endure the exquisite pain of twink death
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very hetero behavior miles
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🫡
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he is so fucking stupid
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right? he’s done-zo in 10 years and a real nice stadium can last 30 or 40
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and when there are sports to be played? they fuck it up with their perverted little thoughts and actions
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like why they always thinking about that stuff
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omgggg too bad this will result in no repercussions or introspection for the state party at large
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boy i sure do wish sluts woild stop harming me
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god forbid a sexy slut do sexy slut stuff! that’s a great album cover. debbie harry and cher nod in approval
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a hot dog is a sausage
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i didn’t know that
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i was in use of a microwave where the alarm wouldn’t shut off when you opened the door. it would finish ding danging and it was LOUD. all of us in the house hated it and we tried to look up how to disable it but we were too stupid. we were just hitting it like owen wilson with the imac in zoolander
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i am filled some some french form of sadness- missing a thing i’ve never tasted