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Democrat, Microsoft Excel nerd, accountant, dad, reader, video game player, hacky artist and woodworker. "If you are kind and you work hard, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien
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Granddaughter of a Navy vet. Daughter of a Navy vet. Mother of an Army soldier. Not one damn dime should be spent on a military parade for a draft dodger…

BIRDBRAIN OF ALCATRAZ Birdbrain of Alcatraz: confused old dipshit can’t tell movie from actual prison open.substack.com/pub/jefftied...

I have a small favour to ask of my American followers. 🇺🇲🇨🇦 Canadians are going to the polls tomorrow. Prime Minister Mark Carney (Liberal) vs. Maple MAGA Polievre. We've always been there with you against Trump. Can you show us a little love and like and repost this?

A useful cheat sheet “I never unfriend people over politics” (h/t; mastodon.world/@BrianJopek/...)

If you have a few extra bucks a month, please consider sending them to this nice lady and her news analysis website, so she can keep paying her writers and feeding her adorable children. Thank you. www.wonkette.com/p/sign-up-bi...

A refresher on Donald Trump’s Rules for Governing: Step 1: Create crisis Step 2: Blame Democrats Step 3: Rant on Truth Social Step 4: Profit from crisis Step 5: Claim to resolve crisis Step 6: Declare victory Step 7: Golf Step 8: Repeat

Members of Congress should never be allowed to trade stocks. Period.

Can we charge Elon Musk with murder for this?

“With Trump’s extraordinary tariffs now threatening the global economy, some of those who once cheered on his dictatorial impulses are now recalling the checks and balances they were previously willing to undermine.” open.substack.com/pub/heatherc...

my hope is that AI can empower the Dumbest, Least talented slobs i know to replace everything i ever loved with One Million Years of Content

This is @MarshaBlackburn & @SenatorHagerty & @AndyOgles & @RepMarkGreen & @RepTimBurchett & @RepHarshbarger & @RepJohnRose & @RepDavidKustoff & @DesJarlaisTN04 & @RepChuck’s crash too

Trump’s view on trade deficits is like getting mad at Target because you spend money there but they never buy anything from you. It’s just complete brain dead nonsense.

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Trump’s tariffs aren’t an economic policy—they’re a protection racket. He’s turning the US into a mafia state that shakes people down, plunders our tax dollars to enrich his billionaire oligarch friends, and punishes his political opponents.

“Tariffs are not economic policy. They are political weapons.” What Are Trump’s Dumbass Tariffs REALLY About? Let Sen. Chris Murphy Learn Ya! open.substack.com/pub/wonkette...

JD Vance And Karoline Leavitt Are Evil, Lying Assholes open.substack.com/pub/wonkette...