amessner.bsky.social
Democrat, Microsoft Excel nerd, accountant, dad, reader, video game player, hacky artist and woodworker.
"If you are kind and you work hard, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
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Sounds like a fuckin commie to me
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“Raised the profile”
Fuck off
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Bet he had a lot of Canadian girlfriends growing up
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He got us a killer deal with Narnia
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Yeah, because MORE Elon Musk is what car buyers are craving
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JD Vance got him with the Gom Jabbar
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Why don’t you go away and stop bothering everyone with your bullshit?
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I’d believe 48% body fat
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Fuck off.
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Look at all these smug, grinning asslickers
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Baghdad Barbie
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Extend that to federal judges, SCOTUS justices, the president, the vp, and all cabinet secretaries
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PEE WEE GERMAN
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That’s why you never attempt to appease fascists. They always want more.
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It’s not deportation. It’s illegal rendition.
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Cool, man. Meanwhile, right wing media, elected republicans, and a third of the country will continue to pretend he’s not totally incompetent.
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Pretty sure we said that last time
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I mean…Technically, it is a suit though.
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Kind of reminds me of dipshit centrist democrats who wanted a “social liberal fiscal conservative” during the Obama administration. They were too dumb (and probably racist) to realize they had one.
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Eventually the house of cards has to come down, right? He’s not creating any actual value in doing this. He’s just shuffling assets from one balance sheet to another.
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I’m sure he’ll “negotiate” with affected countries. They’ll promise to do something they were already doing or committed to do. Trump will drop the tariff and grab his crotch and say “art of the deal!” His stupid cultists will hoot and bray their approval.
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There’s no fucking formula, dipshit. It’s a protection racket. Trump’s goons pulled the tariff rates out of their asses to give this whole stupid scheme the barest cover of legitimacy.
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Every single Republican is responsible for the destruction we are seeing now. They could stop it and choose not to. We waste a lot of time criticizing Democrats because we have given up on republicans to such a degree we don’t even expect anything from them anymore
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It is Tim and Sam’s attention to detail that make them truly elite comic minds
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Also this: open.substack.com/pub/wonkette...
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I agree with you - if I had a billion dollars, I would either find constructive ways to give it away (libraries, medical research, low income housing, mental health, etc.) or fuck off to someplace beautiful and never bother anyone with my stupid ideas ever again
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His run in 2016 coincided with a perfect storm of white grievance following the Obama administration, an extremely weak slate of Republican candidates, and the Democratic nomination of Hillary Clinton, who had been trashed as a boogeyman by right wing media and Republicans for the preceding 25 years
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Trump’s political career has been in the works since the Russians started grooming him in the 1980s. He formed an exploratory committee to run as a reform party candidate in 1999 but decided not to run when he polled at less than 10%.
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Hoarding newspapers and tires like our forefathers did
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I’m sure Elon Musk or one of his little goblins used AI to create that dumb tariff chart. Lazy ass fuckers.
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He should have voted yes on ZERO of the fucking nominees!
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What you were seeing is the first steps in social murder on a scale that has not been seen in generations. The Republicans and those who have capitulated will have millions of deaths on their hands by the time this is done this is the first shot in a war against society and the most at risk.
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Oh, cool, he brought his gun with him. Such a brave little Nazi.