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Dad of 3. Human of 2. Husband of 1. Citizen of Toronto. Rider of bike. Partner @ Paliare Roland. No legal advice here And yes that IS an original goddam 1979 Participaction Canada 🇨🇦 Fitness Test Gold Badge https://paliareroland.com/people/andrew-lewis
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Israel and the U.S. going for every crime possible.

So my wife (aka "The Ticket Witch") was listening to the radio 20 mins ago & they announced the great Canadian band Hollerado is re-forming and playing at the way too small for them Horseshoe in Nov. She immediately goes to the bar's website & snags tickets. The Ticket Witch's dark magic is strong.

Sliding into the May Two Four Long Weekend like

Doug Ford is scrapping the gas tax, prohibiting speed cameras & bike lanes, running like a bootlegger, defunding education transit & healthcare & despoiling the environment He's determined to lower quality of life but u can drown ur sorrows & speed cheap until u kill or maim a cyclist or pedestrian

Football Fascism

FoggyTO A rare complete disappearance of the Toronto Islands.

Trump humiliated like a Russian dog

Never has a series Been more over Never has a series Been more Leafy Than this series

Did a car write this article?

Sinner v Pope

Wondering how much of the $TRUMP Bribecoin the new Syrian government bought to pay for the removal of U.S. sanctions and how much the top-up was for this photo op. #trumpbribecoin

Premier Fifth Column of Oil Patch expresses her distinct cultural view that burning oil is good for the environment.

Has anyone considered that Mark Andreessen is a fascist because his brain is being squished?

If Evan Soloman had been appointed "Minister of Eradicating AI & Other Technogrifts With Extreme Prejudice" I could get behind it, but I am 99.9% sure that "Minister of AI" means ensuring environmentally disastrous techbrah-enriching slop is forced into every last crevice of society. #cdnpoli

Sleeping like a dog.

Doug Ford supports Donald Trump and always has. He said it proudly in 2018 and again in 2024. Trump's threats to Canada just gave Ford the cover to play Captain Canada so as to enact the anti-democratic authoritarian measures Ford always wanted to enact, like the Trumpist he has always been.

Went and got the measles vax today because I'm old enough that it's possible I didn't receive it as a kid, both to make sure I don't get the measles because some brain wormed parents refused to vax their kids & to make sure I don't give it to the kids of said cheese cerebellum chuds.

Let he who hath not accepted a half billion dollar bribe from a foreign royal family cast the first stone.

Heritage Parking Spots

Toronto's BikeShare program is great in many ways. But its tracking of distance wildly under-counts almost every time. Yesterday I rode 13km from Woodbine/Danforth to the TFC game & it recorded 8.4km. Surely that's a data problem for justifying itself, for operational planning & expansions? #bikeTO

Picked up tomato plants today for the front garden, on my bike. Doug Ford would prefer that I drive to pick up tomato plants for the front garden. #bikeTO #onpoli #topoli

With trade collapsing due to The Orange Duce's tariffs, the regime makes white supremacists its largest import.

But shurly it's consistent with this thesis to hope that the Canadian teams we hate beat U.S. teams so those hated Canadian teams go far enough in the playoffs to play our team so that our team can beat the living shit out of their sorry asses. @gbayliss.bsky.social @jm-mcgrath.bsky.social

Premier Fifth Column of Oil Patch #ableg #cdnpoli @thenarwhal.ca @drewanderson.bsky.social

Dog or Sloth?

Battlestar Galactica but for education.

Legend has it that a puff of white smoke from the roof of Maple Leaf Gardens meant the Toronto Maple Leafs had won the Stanley Cup. But the last time, ostensibly, was 58 years ago, & they moved to an new arena in 1999, so no one really remembers or believes the story about the smoke. Or the Cup.