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Did I break mathematics with my recursive slaves and ladies and that wasn't funny? Sorry...
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Nobody knows how it works. But it's how it should be!
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Yes! Everyone has slaves and yachts and ladies. It's gonna be so chill!
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Everyone should have lots of pretty ladies, including the pretty ladies!
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Everyone in the whole world should have yachts and slaves!
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And lots of slaves!
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Yes. A thing has happened, and neither of them knows how it will play out.
Enjoy the game while it lasts, maybe?
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Washing dishes (I just got my first dishwasher ever)
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I love the Brits jumping in on this to defend their tea!
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They have heaps more spare parts now
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You raised your daughter right. She made a choice you couldn't have. Well done.
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Me neither
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Would it really? Uranium isn't a fossil fuel, and the reduction in population would reduce emissions.
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If medovic counts, I know a few places
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The exact same minute you posted this...
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Bare knuckle
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I was in a bar a couple of weeks ago, sharing our hard times with a friend. She said "it's hard. Let's dance about it". So we danced. Then the band played a song about not fighting, and she said that the boxing gym had been therapeutic for her. So we sparred on the dance floor.
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Good for you! No need to fight that losing battle while your own nest goes unfeathered
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Do people really write that?
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Someone else is driving 25 miles to see your barber. This situation is bad for the environment.
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This is good. Opposed to "after your fifth purchase we'll send you a gift"
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My favourite prank. Erdogan stamps it out and gets poo-footed.
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Hello from Australia, where that shit is almost over
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His wife hates it. His dad likes the smell
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Overheard
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And check with accounts whether the salary was tarrif-inclusive.
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Overheard
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Interesting how many people assume he dumped her.
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If the castles haven't been updated with all those woke lifts, you'll also be safe from Daleks
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Or... Don't. Ignore those people. Continue to ignore them until they fade away
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Come on! I'll buy your beers in Sydney
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We wanted to assume that. But I'm glad he included it or we'd all be asking whether the partner/flatmate/parents were aware
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#binnight
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Thank you
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What is the Canadian equivalent of "yeah, naah"?
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Shocking and heartbreaking. From Australia, I am sorry.
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I love it. Pulling people who actually think that stuff is good out of the effective voting pool. Splitting the uninformed vote. Should be more of it (he says until they actually get a seat)
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Which of those animals was native to wherever you live?
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I always wanted a computer in my pocket. I never wanted a phone.
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Midwife
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Thanks for the tip. Never buying Wabash disks again.
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It would have killed me too
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Dog fox field
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And Papua New Guinea
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That street is just around the corner from me. Might go there and have a commemorative laugh in October
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Crikey for the senate!
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I asked a cardiologist once whether there was any physiological difference between your heart going fast because you're exercising or because you're scared. There isn't.