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andrewtd.bsky.social
Progressive/liberal, husband, father, and teller of dad jokes. I love science and astronomy and my hero growing up was Carl Sagan. My display name has everything and nothing to with hockey (although I’ve always been a diehard Bruins fan). No DMs please.
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Traitors and proud of it. All these assholes must face a reckoning.
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It burns us
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I love this!
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They’ll never find that contact without a young person. Unless, wait, they’re praying! That’s adorable - so innocent, so completely oblivious to the deep burning shit they’re in if God really does exist
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Especially Dictators like Trump.
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Don’t forget wind - lots of rain and wind - does wonders for that cotton candy hair (or whatever that shit is on his bloated orange head)
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Loathsome. She’ll of course cave in then end, unless the bill will pass without her, in which case she’ll bravely vote against it so the media can keep calling her a mavericky moderate.
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If only they had audio bills.
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Congratulations Maple Mama!!! 💙🇨🇦🇺🇸💙
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The bigger and pettier the fight, the better the makeup sex. Now if you’ll excuse me I have to go reflect upon the horror of what I just said.
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I’ll bet he had tears in his eyes when he spoke of her big, beautiful speech, the best words, like no one’s ever done before.
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In his own way he’s creepier and more frightening than trump and vance. He definitely gives off closet-sadist vibes.
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For much of its existence, earths atmosphere had no oxygen and early life was anaerobic. The generation of oxygen by blue green algae poisoned most existing life and also caused a global ice age with ice sheets covering most of the earth. So yeah, we’re the new blue green algae.
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Blue-green algae. We’re basically blue-green algae. www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/wbn...
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Thanks for reminding me of what truly GREAT LEADER LOOKS LIKE 👍💙 Love & Compassion Always leading his way. Thank You Mr. President 🇺🇸 thank you for your years of dedicated service to the country we all love ! 👍💙⚖😋🇺🇸💙🇺🇸💙🇺🇸
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At least it keeps her too busy to shoot helpless dogs
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A dick in a suit walking down the road at night with his back to traffic - super intimidating
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That’s okay, the chuckle was worth it!
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Fucking disgusting
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Make America Hurl Again
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There is no alien technology that could lift that bag of pus all the way into space.
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Right? Why can’t we have normal leaders? Oh yeah, half of us are fucking morons.
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Hilarious, yes. But I fear this image will haunt my dreams for rest of my days