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F*ck Around, Find Out as a Service #FAFOaaS. Emotionally crippled #GenX #InfoSec geek. Can I get a parking permit for that? Dirty Liberal in a bitchin' Camaro. Occasionally does some compute @ MSFT. Opinions not my employer's blah blah blah.
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My office mates today

Around 2-3rd grade we had a babysitter we just called "Grandma Millie", I think she was the mother of some dirtbag my mom was dating at the time. Anyway, Grandma Millie took my brother & me to Toys R Us in Portland, OR across the bridge from Vancouver, WA where we lived. No big deal.

A lot of amazing people got let go @microsoft.com today, thinking of all of you 💔

Just. Just. Everything

So what? The literary world is always in the first detonation blast zone. Run towards the searing light. You don't want to live in the world without the arts. Become a writer.

I will nullify any jury I sit on involving anything to do with someone shooting a plainclothes, masked person abducting a human off the streets of the US. Because this is a time (an admittedly rare time) when I CAN victim blame in good conscience.

Now that few days have passed and there's a new Pope, I have to wonder.... Was the previous Pope sitting on a couch when he passed, by any chance? I'll see myself out

Our girl Penelope crossed the Rainbow Bridge this morning. If love could heal her, she would have lived as a long as her humans live. #dogs #betterdays

Playing #LUNARRemastered and wondering why Ramus has blue hair in-game, but a brown bowl-cut in cutscenes?

Lol just like 30 years ago, stuck on the Sea Dragon boss in #LUNARRemastered #videogames #RPG #Lunar

Watch out y'all. If you see the good ship Toots-MaGoots on the #SeaofThieves, that's me. #xbox #videogames #pirates

2019/2020 Hasbro Star Wars Galaxy of Adventures Boba Fett

Palm sized #starwars #lego #MilleniumFalcon

Don't sweat it, it'll be fixed in just 3 weeks. Probably. Maybe.

When I was a child, I wanted childish things like night vision goggles so I could be a secret agent, but now that I’m grown, I only want practical things like night vision goggles so I don’t trip over a cat at night and die

I joined a team meeting wearing my Darth Vader helmet. My skip level manager was amused.

Books

If there was ever a quote that represented #MAGA & the #Trump & #GOP lemmings, it's this one from #IssacAsimov, in an article he penned entitled "A Cult of Ignorance". (Attached) ✅ https://aphelis.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/ASIMOV_1980_Cult_of_Ignorance.pdf

#GirlScoutCookies yeah buddy

Are you kidding? If this keeps up the US won’t have a choice but an actual revolution.

•Fuck you I won't do what you tell me •Fuck you I won't do what you tell me •Fuck you I won't do what you tell me •Fuck you I won't do what you tell me •Fuck you I won't do what you tell me

Osama bin Laden: ✅ Diddy: ❌

Wow this download Kindle books to PC is annoying AF. 5 clicks, 1 book at a time. Only 118 owned books to grab. FFS #kindle #books #ebooks #amazon

I can't see a chicken nugget without thinking of #Aloria. Never met her but I miss the fun.

I would kindly ask people to stop asking me to be more polite to nazis and nazi enablers. I would really appreciate that. I am on my last thread and hanging on by claws, and trying to save my friends while doing it.

tattoo tomorrow tattoo tomorrow tattoo tomorrow

EVP Jason Zander explains the breakthrough in #QuantumComputing announced by Microsoft's Strategic Missions & Technologies. ▶️ Microsoft Unveils First Quantum Computing Chip - Bloomberg https://youtube.com/watch?v=OOP4WbP2TbM&si=saoQhlBk8o8v_LbE #Microsoft #Quantum #msftadvocate #Majorana

So what are we thinking about #Avowed? #gaming #xbox

I miss Windows Phone. Really. #windowsphone

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Literally a Napoleon quote about how ending democracy was legitimate

REPOST if you support our federal workforce and know how dedicated they are to their jobs. Show them you appreciate them!

Working at the biggest software company in the world taught me many things, one of which was mitigating risk by not sharing info with parties proven to be unable or unwilling to protect it. I wonder how much we’ll suffer in national security because our allies can’t trust our gov to keep a secret.

Does “Golden Age” refer to a time when planes keep crashing, eggs cost $10–15 a dozen, the U.S. is being booed and protested by all our allies, workers are losing their jobs, and Americans’ personal data is being rummaged through by unelected oligarchs and their strange crew of 20-something incels?

Of course I love dogs for being ride or die. But I respect cats for being ride or don’t.