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F*ck Around, Find Out as a Service #FAFOaaS. Emotionally crippled #GenX #InfoSec geek. Can I get a parking permit for that? Dirty Liberal in a bitchin' Camaro. Occasionally does some compute @ MSFT. Opinions not my employer's blah blah blah.
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I heard later that in her court hearing that Grandma Millie saw the Lord Jesus appear in the courtroom before her very eyes. Word is that another witness, "an Asian Police Man" also saw the Lord and fell to his knees on the spot.
We never went to Grandma Millie's house again.
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Mom has to leave her shift and come get us because Grandma Millie had just led an interstate police chase for drunk driving on the way back from Toys R Us. Apparently she had gotten wasted at the Bronze Hippo lounge at the nearby shopping center.
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Coincidentally, we were 1 block away from the American Legion where my mom worked as a cocktail waitress at nights (Yes we stayed home alone at nights. We had been a Millie's since school got out that day).
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Suffice to say, by the time we cross the bridge over the Columbia River back to Washington, we had 2+ Oregon patrol cars & at least 3 Washington cops pulling us over a few blocks after we got off the bridge.
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A few minutes later her big old boat rolls up, and we get in for the trip back across the I-5 bridge to Vancouver. It's getting dark.
As we're crossing the bridge, I see a cop car behind us, lights & sirens on. "hey the police"
"Oh, they must be going to a traffic accident, we're going home, kids"
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She drops us off (this is the late 70s,) at TRU and says she'll pick us up in 30 minutes. We had our allowance, and were going to buy a new Star Wars action figure each ($1.97 each, FTW yo).
After picking our figures and going thru the register without incident, we wait outside for Grandma Millie.
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Whippersnappers
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Oops, pirate needs food. @seaofthieves.com #seaofthieves @xbox.com
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I like purple 🟣
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Next session today, mostly fill in & color work
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I vote for 'I know what kind of crazy I am'
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LUNAR: The Silver Star