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Drink soup while cowering alone in a dark room like a REAL man

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Nothing makes me feel more capable than when the cashier compliments me on the groceries I bought

submitted 17 hours ago • 3 comments

Thinking about how Elon saying “comedy is legal again” shows how no law has ever bound him, and the only limiting factor in his life is public opinion

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“Anthropic’s new AI model turns to blackmail when engineers try to take it offline”

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Would have been pretty clutch to have three more alive people voting nay

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The fact that there are 6 movies called Final Destination makes me feel better about all the files I have named stuff like final_draft_4_edited_version_3.doc

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Doing Azure training and hearing the term block blob is driving me crazy. It’s like naming something a Bouba Kiki

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Never trust a man whose barber hates him

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I made it five years and today I tested positive for Covid for the first time and my brain feels so very blank

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Both the kids are sick. We are stuck at home for the next few days. Please, send memes

submitted 7 days ago • 3 comments

Indulgences are back, baby!

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They Torment Nexused Squid Games

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Two blurbs from today’s NYT describing two contradictory policies:

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Contact your Representative. Make sure they know we're watching how they vote.

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My husband is watching a YouTube video ranking AI logos based on which ones look the most like buttholes

submitted 11 days ago • 2 comments

Only a very stupid person wouldn’t let this beautiful wooden horse into the walls of the city

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Has anyone else noticed that JD Vance’s face is slowly swallowing his eyes?

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To my newborn son: I am absent not out of apathy, but conviction | Mahmoud Khalil

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"The group, which seeks...damages, argues that the public backlash prevented the company from pursuing "the aggressive, anti-consumer tactics that it would need to achieve" its earnings goals." do you have a moment to discuss the Good News of dialectical materialism? www.nbcnews.com/business/bus...

submitted 16 days ago • 204 comments

Mood: driving into a cell phone service dead zone with the check engine light on

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Someone please convince Trump to reopen Old Newgate Prison

submitted 20 days ago • 0 comments

In the future your fridge will not only be able to tell you that you're out of milk, but also that you are the chosen one upon whose sacred fate all history shall rest, let the mind emanations quiet as it works its quantum crystal magic. It'll also tell you that you can add glue to pizza sauce.

submitted 20 days ago • 7 comments

Israel has dropped more bombs in Gaza than fell on London, Dresden & Hamburg combined during WWII [𝘍𝘰𝘳𝘦𝘪𝘨𝘯 𝘈𝘧𝘧𝘢𝘪𝘳𝘴]. Read that & consider that Gaza is, on average, only 5 miles wide & 25 miles in length. Life expectancy has dropped from 75.5 years in 2023 to 40.6 years now [𝘓𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦𝘵]. Genocide.

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We’re gonna have doctors and nurses wearing garbage bags for PPE again just like during his last administration

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What if… hear me out….. crazy idea…. we tax the rich and use that money to fund schools

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