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My dad, who I’ve never before seen use an exclamation point, let alone an emoji, sent me this:

Now that he’s done breaking the government, he can return to his true passion- exploding rocket ships

Tuvix is a trolly problem

Somebody please explain stock buybacks to me. Bear in mind I am very dumb about economic stuff and do not understand how something that is not a good or service can make money.

Drink soup while cowering alone in a dark room like a REAL man

Nothing makes me feel more capable than when the cashier compliments me on the groceries I bought

Thinking about how Elon saying “comedy is legal again” shows how no law has ever bound him, and the only limiting factor in his life is public opinion

“Anthropic’s new AI model turns to blackmail when engineers try to take it offline”

Would have been pretty clutch to have three more alive people voting nay

The fact that there are 6 movies called Final Destination makes me feel better about all the files I have named stuff like final_draft_4_edited_version_3.doc

Doing Azure training and hearing the term block blob is driving me crazy. It’s like naming something a Bouba Kiki

Never trust a man whose barber hates him

I made it five years and today I tested positive for Covid for the first time and my brain feels so very blank

Both the kids are sick. We are stuck at home for the next few days. Please, send memes

Indulgences are back, baby!

They Torment Nexused Squid Games

Two blurbs from today’s NYT describing two contradictory policies:

Contact your Representative. Make sure they know we're watching how they vote.

My husband is watching a YouTube video ranking AI logos based on which ones look the most like buttholes

Only a very stupid person wouldn’t let this beautiful wooden horse into the walls of the city

Has anyone else noticed that JD Vance’s face is slowly swallowing his eyes?

To my newborn son: I am absent not out of apathy, but conviction | Mahmoud Khalil

"The group, which seeks...damages, argues that the public backlash prevented the company from pursuing "the aggressive, anti-consumer tactics that it would need to achieve" its earnings goals." do you have a moment to discuss the Good News of dialectical materialism? www.nbcnews.com/business/bus...

Mood: driving into a cell phone service dead zone with the check engine light on

Someone please convince Trump to reopen Old Newgate Prison

In the future your fridge will not only be able to tell you that you're out of milk, but also that you are the chosen one upon whose sacred fate all history shall rest, let the mind emanations quiet as it works its quantum crystal magic. It'll also tell you that you can add glue to pizza sauce.