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Flute, podcasts, and improv: the least threatening triple threat you could ever encounter Sporadic nonsense at annamcanallen.com Scheduled nonsense at patreon.com/jumpthetrack
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Spider season and construction season have merged. No I did not knock their webs down, they did that in only half an hour so I’m equally proud of their industriousness and terrified to anger them (there’s at least 3 more of the same spiders out of frame) Spoilered for folks who don’t wanna see

Happy Father's Day to the Founding Fathers, who didn't want no wockaflockin' king!

Right now, these sweet kids have no clue how impactful this period in history will be for them, but I hope they will be proud of the time they made the best protest sign ever: The green one that says “Trump eats boogers” #NoKings

Genie: ok what do you want for your birthday Trump: a military parade, oh, and also millions of people on the street chanting my name Genie: okie dokie

You know I had to immediately start working on a Spraguemobile the moment it was mentioned on today's #ScottHasntSeen 😂

I told you we’d be back

"Under The Sycamore Tree" lies a new FYHOD! community podcast! Fox chats #NintendoSwitch2 with super-producer @douibyorthst.bsky.social and the mysterious @oshinai.bsky.social, before serving up the hottest scoops from the Lynch-o-sphere! www.patreon.com/posts/under-...

“deliriously sweaty” is the perfect phrase for this episode 🤣

If your ass hadn't already surmised that the Walking Circus Peanut is in the Epstein Files, then you are a shitty as hell surmiser.

wait i am confused which one of them went woke

THIS DOESN’T NARROW IT DOWN AT ALL, EPISODE DESCRIPTION-WRITER

Watching hummingbirds on the porch, dad says this one does this every time they refill the feeder. Gotta sample each one, they might taste different! *video is from a few days ago, that’s the only time i was fast enough to hit record lol

Say what you will about Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov but he nailed it when he named Flight of the Bumblebee. That shit really does sound like a bumblebee flying

My dad suggested a John Candy movie to watch and omfg I think I’ve figured out 2025. Trump watched the movie “Canadian Bacon” and thought it was a documentary Only halfway through but so far it’s a pretty damn solid theory

BUT IS IT? Nothing like a wholesome prank with our friends @michellebrasier.bsky.social (so sorry u died) and Frankie McNair 🥹🙏 Find out if Zach is also cake or not in ‘Aunty Donna’s Coffee Cafe’ now on @netflixaus.bsky.social AUS/NZ) !!!!! x Watch here: bit.ly/Coffee_Cafe ☕️🍰

New episode day for my podcast Jump the Track! “Predator” was written during a period I was binging more Superego and Match Game ‘77 than is healthy for any human. Enjoy! (extra fun in stereo 🎧) shows.acast.com/jump-the-tra...

The Flautlaws, and the logo is a 🚫 with a flute as the diagonal line Shit, now I gotta form a tough scary biker gang so I can get the merch

🎶 he’s definitely not a cop 🎶 youtu.be/Ak0_Gg3aLtY?...

She’s right, the whole idea of it being about aliens was because the marketing department weren’t sure if the i was a capital I or lowercase l so they threw in L to have one of each. The original name is AIIEN Coincidentally, the xenomorph’s name was Allen

IT IS ALIVEEEEEEE!!!!! 🪄 🐈‍⬛ Watch Aunty Donna's 'The Magical Dead Cat' Live Special NOW: youtu.be/jmMKAetTfog

Don’t threaten me with a good time

Orson Welles SLAMS the vertical video fad at SXSW 2024!

Once in a while. Good morning Blue Sky

It is one of my most favorite things in the world when a bird hangs out next to their own sign like “huh, that guy sure looks familiar. Do you recognize them?” It’s exactly what I would do if there was a billboard with my face on it

duolingo recently declared they are now an AI-first company. well, here at The Museum of English Rural Life, we pride ourselves in being EI-first. EI EI O

Just when I think Toffee can’t possibly get any cuter 🥹

The Pitt (S1E15) but his headphones are blasting @threedomusa.bsky.social (S6E251) instead of music *suggested by A Wolf In Steve's Clothing on the CBB discord www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfPz...

Opening night for “Imaginary Exits” tonight! If you’re near Rochester, PA, come see this fantastic farce! I play a nerdy writer (GASP, can you even imagine?) whose imagination is running wild, and of course mayhem ensues www.ractproductions.com/2025-05-imag...

TFW even a character you made up can’t pronounce your name right 🤦‍♀️ There’s a new episode of Jump the Track out, find it on most podcast platforms! Is it an excuse to promote “Imaginary Exits” at R-ACT Productions more? Mayyyybe Is this post an excuse to make a May pun? Absolutely

Would it surprise you to learn that our own @shyfoxyourheart.bsky.social is one of those improv ""comedians"" you're always hearing about from your most sane, normal friends? Check out the latest NPR-styled "Some Things Contemplated" from @annamcanallen.com to sanction his buffoonery!

There's a new episode of Jump the Track out today, with special guests @shyfoxyourheart.bsky.social and Christian Muise as an assortment of callers! #podcast #comedy #improv #shamelessselfpromotion shows.acast.com/jump-the-tra...

TINY DINOS LIVE is happening in L.A. tonight at Dynasty Typewriter! And it is also available as a livestream that can be viewed anytime for the next 7 days! It almost got canceled yesterday! Here is a brief video explaining why, PART ONE:

I don’t know what to say about this video outside of WATCH THE HELL OUT OF IT.

god they just went in in MSpaint and added the text using the text tool, which you can tell because it's all just oriented pefectly with the axis of the picture

So Google's latest consent violation is them generating "AI" audio of your voice in YouTube as an opt-out "service." Here's how to turn it off (original images reposted with alt text):

In case anyone wants to know the nonsense I get up to on a Friday night. Turns out the shootout at the end of The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly lines up beautifully with Defying Gravity

The only good thing about the return of GORKA is the possibility that @jadomian.bsky.social will reprise the role. youtu.be/nglVo9rj2Nk?...