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your meemaw seeing a promo reruns of the Don Johnson show on WGN

“I remember the first time I saw a fried green tomato on a BLT. It totally changed my whole perspective, how I look at sandwiches…I still think about it today.”

except for the fact that I consider the Pittman-Petrino dynamic to be more of an “The Emperor’s Trusted Eunuch” situation, no notes

The CJ Super Bowl Byron Nelson

going to throw this to the people earnestly responding to dril skeets over and over again like a reaction gif

when you’re a nice Alabama boy and you find out they serve real wine at the pregame communion

“After I woke up in the middle of the night to find him watching a feed of the AfrAsia Bank Mauritius Open, though. Then I knew.”

“It’s called the Hurry-Up. It’s a quick, timed half-hour, a succinct overview of the week’s college football games. And this week, there were only four games of note.” “So the episode is 30 minutes long, sir?”

Cam Skattebo getting carried into a Senor Frogs by Arizona State students like valkyries carrying a warrior to Valhalla @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social @edsbs.bsky.social @celebrityhottub.bsky.social @hollyanderson.bsky.social

Cam Skattebo runs like one of the BattleBots like, the little indestructible ones that inexorably chases yours around the arena until it flips it over

I am considering Arizona State

The term for Penn State’s season is an “Un-Clemsoning”

it took long, torturous years of posting about the Arkansas Razorbacks to get rid of a certain strain of these

*stares in law school*