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antifaldo.bsky.social
Golf. Arkansas football nihilism. Cutco knives.
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wearing the pirate costume
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gotta get on the whiteboards at half, maybe open the offense up, get a couple touchdowns and we’re back in this thing
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How is Georgetown Law going to produce an appropriate FU response to threatened 1st amendment violations on the one hand, and this “I did not do the assigned reading” response on the other hand, all on the same day
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ain’t no golf here, brother
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coward, The Raid can still win Best Picture if you have the courage
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Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Woj phones $70,000 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
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an? mf said an?
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this is my new “how many eggs could you eat in a day”
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very excited for Luka to discover the food truck scene
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thought this was Pete Carroll for the briefest of moments
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“If you don’t do the thing that I want I’m going to stop pestering you” with all the gravitas of a six-year-old running away from home* *moving into the treehouse
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Holding two crab claws like KA-BAR knives, I slide jump across the dining room floo-
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QUICK KICK
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UConn Bloodskies
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It’s the whole “you could have a lakehouse, or you could have season tickets in Athens” thing, only with a couple more zeros and an extra comma
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the sweet release of pulling down the yacht’s flag and hoisting the Repo Man Jolly Roger
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I’m not cross-posting
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I am concerned that the faux-enthusiasts have never heard of the Rule of Goats
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Handball is a helluva thing
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Bulldoinks
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They sell groceries and wine and everything
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Factory Settings ASU Student
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they’re the mustard of vegetables!
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It’s the preexisting nature of the Cheez-It Bowl (no traditional affiliation) that allows this. It’s like how people seamlessly started saying “Los Angeles Rams” but kept saying “San Die- I mean Los Angeles Chargers”
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“I use this product because my Grundle smells like an old well full of dead foxes. And I didn’t even realize it until this year!”
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Saw an old man in a Cam Newton hat walking a possum on a leash in New Orleans once. I think every city has one Animal Guy.
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that’s not Spencer’s fault!
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Tulum??????