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submitted 4 hours ago • 2 comments

meanwhile yuds appears to be sephiroth posting about the apple/potato thing

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submitted 11 hours ago • 8 comments

If Gen Z really wants to dunk on millennials, they should learn about Foursquare and go around saying stuff like, "I hear you're the mayor of this Panera Bread."

submitted 1 day ago • 102 comments

If your DMs are “encrypted” but one org holds all the keys, you haven’t distributed trust – you’ve built a backdoor. Juicebox only works when boundaries are real. Separation isn’t optional. Replication != distribution.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

if elected I promise to ban App Store update notes that consist of “bug fixes and other improvements”

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

when bakers lock in do they call it “going yeast mode”

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Driving to Pitt to scream “discount double check” at the yinzers

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

steve le poiasssassaaaahn

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

you have been removed from vizier chat you have been invited to vizier chat (secret)

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

it’d be really funny if it happened to both of them

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

i need to introduce a chinese term to the western internet: eating melons 吃瓜 which is the equivalent of eating popcorn, it what u say when u r just here to watch the drama i'm eating melons. we are all 吃瓜群众 we are all melon eating general public, we the public are eating all the melons

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

i feel like reinvent season starts earlier each year

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

fresh atproto proposal! this one is for the oauth, app architecture, and security folks: github.com/bluesky-soci... here we're defying the labels of traditionally "public" vs "confidential" oauth clients, and challenging assumptions about what it means to be a browser-based app. 1/8

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

paris olympics be like —

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

logging on

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Deltarune or something idk I haven't played it

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

go.dev/blog/error-s... i really did read this title as 'Oh, no' rather than On | No and it works either way

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Twitter's new encrypted chat platform appears to use PIN-protected encryption keys using the juicebox.xyz protocol. Juicebox seems absolutely fine, but its trust properties are significantly weakened if the keystores ("realms") aren't trustworthy - at that point it falls back to PIN complexity.

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments