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the only thing worse than my code are my jokes governance @opentelemetry.io dir. open source @honeycomb.io av by @extinctinks.net
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kids these days are all about gyatthub when they should be on github

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"This approach requires a fundamental reorientation away from good faith engagement with bad faith systems. It means treating institutional wisdom with suspicion rather than deference, especially when that wisdom consistently produces outcomes that benefit established interests over public welfare."

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this is extremely my shit substack.com/inbox/post/1...

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When two LLMs debate, both think they’ll win Absolutely fascinating paper shows that LLMs basically cannot judge their own performance. None of the prompting techniques worked arxiv.org/abs/2505.19184

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this humidity % should be illegal

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

bro there are 16 lanes on this highway I am in hell or socal

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

guess i have to clean up my act now

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oof, right in the priors

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"Simulating human society requires more than generating plausible conversations. It requires simulating the structure of human reasoning." Debatable claim, because e.g. it's not clear we have great access to human reasoning. But this interesting position paper does try to address those objections.

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

jellyfish aren’t either of those things

submitted 2 days ago • 22 comments

thinking of what sporting events would be fun if they’d happened in the Twitter/Bluesky era, and I just thought of Cal Ripken Jr. breaking the Ironman record while everyone posts “sorry, this fucking sucks, I’m not celebrating someone going to work every day”

submitted 2 days ago • 87 comments

new LFX Insights is out in beta and open sourced for community feedback #kubecon #cloudnativecon insights.linuxfoundation.org

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

plaudit is one of those words you really don’t read any more

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Hey ☁️ #cloudnative ☁️friends!! ✨ big news from Apple today ✨ Want a native way to build Linux containers on Apple hardware? Now you can ✅ — check out the new open source #containerization framework: 👏 github.com/apple/contai... 👏 github.com/apple/contai... Fun fact: it’s written in @swift.org 🙌

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who am I gonna see at @renderatl.com this week?

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

lol this is what happens when your licensing changes wind up fucking over a multinational development org i guess

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hope you like how this design language looks because it's all you're gonna see for the next fucking half a decade #wwdc

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

starting off your developer conference for an ad for your movie arm is, uh, very 2025

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chappel roan chappel roan as administrator

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