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plaudit is one of those words you really don’t read any more

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Hey ☁️ #cloudnative ☁️friends!! ✨ big news from Apple today ✨ Want a native way to build Linux containers on Apple hardware? Now you can ✅ — check out the new open source #containerization framework: 👏 github.com/apple/contai... 👏 github.com/apple/contai... Fun fact: it’s written in @swift.org 🙌

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

who am I gonna see at @renderatl.com this week?

submitted 3 hours ago • 1 comment

lol this is what happens when your licensing changes wind up fucking over a multinational development org i guess

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hope you like how this design language looks because it's all you're gonna see for the next fucking half a decade #wwdc

submitted 7 hours ago • 2 comments

starting off your developer conference for an ad for your movie arm is, uh, very 2025

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submitted 9 hours ago • 1 comment

shots fired www.honeycomb.io/blog/its-the...

submitted 11 hours ago • 2 comments

there’s a really interesting tension at the end of this piece that I also dont have an answer for — inference is the cheapest part of an agent, but the value is all in adjacent services, and those services optimize for humans. www.snellman.net/blog/archive...

submitted 12 hours ago • 3 comments

Every time I see a thread on here about the "possibilities of derivative functions on an inverse Browns-Johnson curve" or whatever.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I've fixed the app

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

switch 2 this switch 2 that you should switch 2 good posts

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

some days you really do need a miter saw

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this fits my mental model — LLMs *do* learn procedures. But it’s the same mechanics as what’s learning facts. So of course it would also hallucinate procedures but also: what does procedure hallucination look like? i don’t think i have a grasp on that machinelearning.apple.com/research/ill...

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Happy three year anniversary to Xbox saying Silksong would be out within 12 months!

submitted 1 day ago • 32 comments

I just write them I don't explain them.

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

meanwhile yuds appears to be sephiroth posting about the apple/potato thing

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If Gen Z really wants to dunk on millennials, they should learn about Foursquare and go around saying stuff like, "I hear you're the mayor of this Panera Bread."

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If your DMs are “encrypted” but one org holds all the keys, you haven’t distributed trust – you’ve built a backdoor. Juicebox only works when boundaries are real. Separation isn’t optional. Replication != distribution.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

if elected I promise to ban App Store update notes that consist of “bug fixes and other improvements”

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment