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plaudit is one of those words you really don’t read any more

Hey ☁️ #cloudnative ☁️friends!! ✨ big news from Apple today ✨ Want a native way to build Linux containers on Apple hardware? Now you can ✅ — check out the new open source #containerization framework: 👏 github.com/apple/contai... 👏 github.com/apple/contai... Fun fact: it’s written in @swift.org 🙌

who am I gonna see at @renderatl.com this week?

lol this is what happens when your licensing changes wind up fucking over a multinational development org i guess

hope you like how this design language looks because it's all you're gonna see for the next fucking half a decade #wwdc

starting off your developer conference for an ad for your movie arm is, uh, very 2025

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shots fired www.honeycomb.io/blog/its-the...

there’s a really interesting tension at the end of this piece that I also dont have an answer for — inference is the cheapest part of an agent, but the value is all in adjacent services, and those services optimize for humans. www.snellman.net/blog/archive...

Every time I see a thread on here about the "possibilities of derivative functions on an inverse Browns-Johnson curve" or whatever.

I've fixed the app

switch 2 this switch 2 that you should switch 2 good posts

some days you really do need a miter saw

this fits my mental model — LLMs *do* learn procedures. But it’s the same mechanics as what’s learning facts. So of course it would also hallucinate procedures but also: what does procedure hallucination look like? i don’t think i have a grasp on that machinelearning.apple.com/research/ill...

Happy three year anniversary to Xbox saying Silksong would be out within 12 months!

I just write them I don't explain them.

meanwhile yuds appears to be sephiroth posting about the apple/potato thing

If Gen Z really wants to dunk on millennials, they should learn about Foursquare and go around saying stuff like, "I hear you're the mayor of this Panera Bread."

If your DMs are “encrypted” but one org holds all the keys, you haven’t distributed trust – you’ve built a backdoor. Juicebox only works when boundaries are real. Separation isn’t optional. Replication != distribution.

if elected I promise to ban App Store update notes that consist of “bug fixes and other improvements”