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If you have a prostate DO NOT participate in No Nut November. It's stupid Puritanical based bullshit. I'm not going to bash on people that like chastity play or orgasm denial, but 2-3 orgasms a week is proven to do a lot to prevent prostate cancer.

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hey real quick how's spacex doing lately

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[Cha-Cha slide voice] everybody clap your ass

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found your mom's schedule this weekend

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Gotta go fast

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saw a cybertruck today with one of those "I bought this before Elon went crazy" bumper stickers on it no, man, you can't do that, not in a cybertruck, you knew what you were signing up for

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1)NoFx in Nov 2016 2)Anti-Flag Jan 2017 (great show but OOF now) 3)Envoi's EP release show. I saw people climb on the rafters at a dive bar. 10/10 I miss them 4)Sum41 5)AFI. singer walked *on* the crowd and I think I saw @luckrock.bsky.social start ascending 6)Taking Back Sunday w/Every Time I Die

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how do both teams lose? asking for a friend

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"AI" - dashare.zone ADMIN

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Jose Mesa is my first sports memory

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This is most Menards thing I’ve ever seen

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This is the one who I think accidentally takes himself out in spectacular fashion. Drinks straight out of a gutter to own the libs and gets cholera. Stops to pick up a piece of roadkill that attacks him. Becomes first man to OD on HGH.

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Friends,

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Orton's lifelong feud with the announce table continues on

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giving myself a gold star for this

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This and

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Having just reread it, I think this is the funniest thing Polygon ever published www.polygon.com/2019/2/28/18...

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I don’t know man, what could it possibly be?

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@jonbois.bsky.social watching baseball

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This is being said directly at derpibooru’s account btw. Every single reply and quote they’ve tried to hide is about this same thing.

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Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody

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Man the Telethia cutscene hits so much different when I've played the other Xenoblade games now

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Just, man. Dillon Gabriel? The guy who wasn't picked here gets knocked for making the same short throws that Gabriel made at an even higher rate.

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Which now dead convention trip do you wanna hear about here?

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