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ADHD brain go brrrrrrrr, possible NSFW
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happy pride, reminder to not gatekeep asexuals or get shitty about bi/pan people whose relationships "don't look gay enough"

getting banned from AI servers for posting Allen Iverson because they wanted AI pictures (I have never joined one)

the president wont see your cheap dunks against jeffery epstein . But your friends who have ties to state sponsored pedophilia will

Fuck On Me (City Escape) because @jackwalkley.bsky.social requested it

When you see any Democrat talk about welcoming Elon into their tent, remember the salute. You saw exactly what you saw, and they saw it too.

Everyone to Aaron Rodgers right now

how are you going to be a bigot and lose 11-5 on the same day

The Bioshock Infinite noises on this get me

coming up on the ten year anniversary of my wife asking me what was making me laugh so hard i almost asphyxiated and me saying "nothing"

every month is gay month when you're not straight

Musk should be asked about this in every interview he does now and forever. To ignore it is a dereliction of duty. www.nytimes.com/2025/05/30/o...

Myles Garrett knew what he heard

oh yeah he absolutely said that shit

If you have a prostate DO NOT participate in No Nut November. It's stupid Puritanical based bullshit. I'm not going to bash on people that like chastity play or orgasm denial, but 2-3 orgasms a week is proven to do a lot to prevent prostate cancer.

hey real quick how's spacex doing lately

[Cha-Cha slide voice] everybody clap your ass

found your mom's schedule this weekend

Gotta go fast

saw a cybertruck today with one of those "I bought this before Elon went crazy" bumper stickers on it no, man, you can't do that, not in a cybertruck, you knew what you were signing up for

1)NoFx in Nov 2016 2)Anti-Flag Jan 2017 (great show but OOF now) 3)Envoi's EP release show. I saw people climb on the rafters at a dive bar. 10/10 I miss them 4)Sum41 5)AFI. singer walked *on* the crowd and I think I saw @luckrock.bsky.social start ascending 6)Taking Back Sunday w/Every Time I Die

how do both teams lose? asking for a friend

"AI" - dashare.zone ADMIN

Jose Mesa is my first sports memory

This is most Menards thing I’ve ever seen

This is the one who I think accidentally takes himself out in spectacular fashion. Drinks straight out of a gutter to own the libs and gets cholera. Stops to pick up a piece of roadkill that attacks him. Becomes first man to OD on HGH.

Friends,

Orton's lifelong feud with the announce table continues on

giving myself a gold star for this

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