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Only downside to emigrating is that family back home expect you to spend every holiday visiting the ones you escaped. Was planning on a fortnight outside a beach hut, six mimosas deep, chatting to hella hot honeys in coconut bikinis, not getting cousins’ life updates from my fucking nan.

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Fleur Moors’s More Fleurs 💐

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They say if you sleep with dogs, you wake up with fleas. So who do I have to fuck to get a horse?

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Golden Retriever named Golden Retrevor

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No closer to learning Mandarin, but I can now flip off all my exes perfectly. 100-day streak completed on Duolipa.

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I've finally done it (though it did take binning off The Daily T and News Agents - a highly recommended binning), having caught up with EVERY podcast so I can enjoy the latest three @smershpod.com episodes in uninterrupted bliss. Time to take the dog for an adventure.

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open.spotify.com/track/1S1zfH...

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Bruno Mars’s first draft needed some work

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In WW2 the average age of a combat soldier was 26. In Vietnam he was N-n-n-n-anette Newman.

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“The guy in 3C has drugs in his butt.” “Hush now, Tim, we’re on vacation.”

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open.spotify.com/track/6dgXJe...

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FRIDAY. 6 PM. GET THOSE WINE GLASSES OUT.

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i was ready to be outraged at the injustice but the story was behind a paywall so i went back to scrolling

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Today’s adventure 🌾

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Might be one for @norock.bsky.social - looking for a long-running (uk-based) music blog that has curated a monthly spotify playlist for ages. May have originated on Drowned in Sound but I can't find it on there. Names escapes me and I neeeeeeeed to resubscribe to it.

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TWO days until Baby Giro. Best race.

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Think it's about time I finally admit to myself that I just don't like coffee. Tastes shit, makes me shit, the "I need coffee to function lol" lot at work are beyond useless, and everyone who's *really into it* seems a massive melon/dullard. Smells nice, mind. Coffee amnesty starts now. 🚮

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If only there was a Little Britain sketch about apologising.

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I, a Frasier fan, have a real urge to watch the U21s Euros tonight but I’m not entirely sure why 🤔

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Gashapon (or Gachapon) are vending machines found all over Japan that dispense capsules containing miniature toys and other items. There are thousands of different kinds. Here’s a thread of the best ones I saw on my recent trip. 🧵

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chosen my summer twenty-five vibe

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Oh fucking hell, Brian Wilson's gone. Him and Sly Stone in a matter of days, that's a lot.

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⚠️ 🥪 PSA: Ham and tomato = good Ham and cheese = good Cheese and apple = good Cheese and tomato = good Ham and apple =not good #sandwich #chat #sandwichat

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johnny cash trying to get a new audience: i skrrrt myself today

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