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Do better ADN. The map is impossible to not find. Little if any of the land they are proposing to sell is appropriate for housing. There are no housing stipulations. Much of the land is conveniently sitting on timber, oil, and places rich people want private compounds. Your headline is dishonest.

VELOCIPEDIST LABORATORIES (Paramilitary Raccoon European Raiders Division) HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS!!! Sausage? Really? Sausage? We need to order more little body armor it seems.

No one will ever humiliate Ted Cruz more than Ted Cruz. He’s the living embodiment of crotch rot.

Meh. Guys like this never accept any responsibility for their actions. Hell, that seems to be a national trait anymore. Of course my default is “sure, I’ll take the blame, that means I get to fix it” in pretty much anything that won’t land me in jail. No skin off my nose.

So. We have a complete moron in charge. He’s surrounded by lickspittles who are also complete morons. All of them are shallow as hell. None of them have ever accomplished a damn thing on merit… and we are diving into one of the most complex regions in SW Asia screaming “Leeeroyyy Jeenkiiins!!!”

How about they pay more taxes? They depend on public infrastructure we pay for, they probably put more miles on our roads in a day than I do in 6 months. Then there are power needs, utility services, all this stuff adds up to a big bill. I’m tired of subsidizing them.

In the end, no one is entitled to your time, anger, or an explanation. I highly recommend using the airlock if someone annoys you. It's what I do. Never enter a battle of wits with someone who comes unarmed. No one wins that one.

Listening to a series of episodes about the Federalist Society on 5-4. If you haven't heard of them, it is time to get up to speed. Trump isn't the problem. He is a symptom of a much larger movement to thwart democracy. yaledailynews.com/blog/2024/11...

This is police being terrorists. There is no reason to accelerate into a crowd unless you’re actively trying to terrorize people.

It's not at all surprising to me that the person with neonazi crusader tattoos all over his body who choses to carry an American flag snot rag in his breast pocket as signature accessory, choses to honor traitors to our Union who fought for slavery over Americans who served their country honorably.

How can someone learn anything if we start from the base assumption that we know everything (or why would they)? Education should teach us to continually ask what we don't know and give us the tools we need to learn and ask more questions. Otherwise we are just memorizing and repeating.

More of this guy. Surely Pete squirming like the worthless human worm he is in front of a man of character and conviction who will look him straight in the eye and let lil' Pete know who and exactly what he is.

Alright Alaska. You know what to do. The loss of our public lands will be catastrophic. It will fundamentally change our way of life. This does not abide.

The story of America (yes, there are many chapters, not all pretty) is one of citizens showing up to assert our rights to self-determination, due process, and a free and fair society. From the Minutemen to Harriott Tubman to today, it is the story of We The People. Keep fighting the good fight.

The right to due process is as foundational as it comes in our democracy. This was one of several key points in the Declaration of Independence. If you allow those in power to take away the rights of others, yours will soon be gone too. Those doing this and those doing nothing need a reminder.

Wait until you compare the benefits we provide to our elected officials related to the basic government functions and services they deny us. For a real fun time, compare their earnings to their investments, to their public rhetoric, to their votes. Stuff starts smelling really fishy at that point.

Archangels of Funk is a brilliant title.

Yet they didn't call for him to resign in disgrace. I've run into so many guys like this. All talk, bluster, and bullshit until the shit hits the fan, something actually needs to be done, or they meet someone with a low tolerance for BS. Then they become scarce or just cower in the corner whining.

i’ve never resonated with a video as much as this one

The only qualifier for getting sent there is being brown.

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:: Votes for scam cryptocurrency bill that encourages corruption, criminality, and will eventually be purposely used to strip every American of their savings ::: ::: Gives fiery speech about how Americans (not them) need to do something to save our democracy ::: ::: Wonders why people are mad :::

Apparently some of the Forest service land for “sale”/theft in the Senate resolution are the mountains next to my house, the ones we get our drinking water from. Please stop them!

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What if everyone showed up to protest looking like the military surplus ice agents?

Well Duh.

In 1266 a widow named Avelina le Marescal wanted to pay off some sins for herself and her late husband. And so, like you do, she donated some eels. Avelina gave the priory of Norwich all the eels paid in rent from her mill in Bywick, thus securing the monks' prayers & blessings.🗃️🧪

I just got word that the Crumby Bakery in Wasilla will be closing its doors at the end of the month - I’ll have my sun catchers up til the last possible minute, so be sure to visit before June 28th! #Alaska #AlaskaSky #BSNM

What if I could tell you an easier and more effective way to fight fascism? Seriously, not many of us are going to be blowing up substations on night raids… we’d just be without power anyway… But everyone can lose paperwork, be in the way when ICE shows up… innocently throwing sand in the gears.

Led by amateurs without the ability to think about consequences. Isis takes over you get a bunch of misery and more mass migration. I thought they were against migration.

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Oddly enough this whole rich person land grab has me thinking about Robin Hood. One of the big issues when the myth starts was kings owning forests with special punishments for hunting “the kings game” or “cutting the kings forest.” Bit more complex, but anyway. We have a royalty problem methinks.

Not trying to be an ass here, but think this through. Let’s say we come up with conclusive, undeniable proof he didn’t win. A large part of holding power is being in the seat of power. Who is going to remove him and how? USSC isn’t going to support it. I doubt all the D legislators would.

#akleg Our state constitution says "All civil officers of the State are subject to impeachment by the legislature." If Adam Crum has been obstructing legislative audit and giving away hundreds of millions in sweetheart deals to his buddies at the oil companies, it might be worth considering.

But they will never get the stench out of it and are wondering where their spare uniforms went off too.