are-we-dead-yet.bsky.social
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Add to the extremely long list of obituaries I will enjoy reading.
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You're doing a bang up job so far, coward. How is that whole bodily autonomy thing going?
Unless you do something to stop Trump and fast, this country will cease to exist, and you will become a forgotten nothing.
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I assume y'all just resell them back to the community for a profit.
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Gramps has been pre-qualified to work at the Pentagon.
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First they strike Houthis in Yemen, now they want to strike a nuclear site in Iran, and you know what they say about when you have two strikes.
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I can agree with a broken clock if the hands happen to line up with the correct time. It doesn't make the clock correct or useful, and it doesn't mean that two seconds from now it won't go right back to being fucking wrong.
Just like Tucker.
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Alarming but unsubstantiated is MAGA bread and butter.
Alas, I don't think this is where any real election fraud occurred. Maybe they know that they won't find anything, and the lack of evidence in this case is supposed to serve as evidence for a broader claim that no election fraud took place. 🤔
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Making America healthy one corpse at a time.
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This is what happens when you neglect to update the firmware on your transporter pad, and someone exploits a latent transporter pattern buffer overflow vulnerability.
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It's the only thing he can get up without medication or a 747.
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Get ready to tell Trump he has no place at the table anymore, too. Motherfucker is speed running crimes against humanity.
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Puppy truck looks a bit like a tiny monster truck. Please add a character called Little Monster that is actually a tiny monster truck.
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No, Flav! Put down the nitrous canister! We need you!
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I mean, to be fair, helping kick off World War III between Israel and Iran is a pretty big deal.
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Don't be so over-the-top. He's as smart as a live stump.
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I love you, The Onion, but you have a terrible habit of predicting the future. And with AI taking over, I can see the possibility for this to actually happen eventually. So, with that in mind, I feel the need to repeat:
STOP 👏 GIVING 👏 THEM 👏 IDEAS!
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I had a 25 foot hunk of 20A cable with L5 connectors that I chopped and used to add a 240V line near enough to my garage door that I was able to plug in a 3.8kW L1/L2 portable charger. 16A is more than enough of a home charger for me.
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No. The lambs have been very silent on that topic.
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"Florida played a game. They either won or lost, but nobody cares. It was against somebody else, whatever. We'll get it right in the correction."
That's some fine journalistic work there, Lou.
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Maybe, doubtful but maybe.
Regardless, reich wing propaganda has been calling Democrats paedophiles and calling immigrants rapists and murderers for literal years. (Decades?) I can only imagine they called some Democrats prostitutes or drunks, but I don't have that particular citation handy.
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"Ooo! I want a carrier with gold planes!" -Trump, probably.
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Should have 🔫🤯 Chuck Schumer instead.
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Not if you give the villagers WiFi and porn. Then they will call you a God and tear each other apart in your name.
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STOP 👏 GIVING 👏 THEM 👏 IDE-- ya know what? The optics on this would be way worse than the actual impact of his actions, so I'm going to let this one slide.
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Is that like fighting dirty? Cuz there's a laundry list of shitbag MAGA who need some added perforations.
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If Democrats had a propaganda outlet, they would harp on Trump being outsmarted by paper and defeated by gravity, and it would never stop.
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When America revolted against the British, was that political? Hmm...
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Do me a favor and punch that bitch in the face. If it's a dude we're talking about... I stand by what I said.
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Wrong. It was the other one. Idiot.
If you think I give a single shit what you think, you are laughably delusional. Now fuck all the way off.
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But also, he meant "we" as in those who oppose Trump. Apparently people in Ontario, California is a thing, and some of them clearly voted for Trump, so... I'm wrong. But you're a cunt. So yeah, go fuck yourself.
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Dude. Relax. Chill. Take a step back, and literally...
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Don't tell me what to do. Parent comment got snarky, and I appropriately responded with a light "fuck off". This other guy who went ballistic about to get it, though.
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Dude. There's like two palm trees in the distance. I had to rewatch to notice them. Fuck off.
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Yeah, okay. Makes a bit more sense than Canadian coal rollers.
Can y'all rename that city? Canada must be getting so many misdirected complaints. :-/
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You think... someone in Ontario... voted for Trump?
Maybe I'm assuming too much thinking that people in Canada don't usually vote in American elections.
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And here I thought he did the 2900° octuple axel for the judges.
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Well, considering that this video says Ontario, CA, I find that somewhat unlikely.
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Also admits that their attempts at intimidating the public will fail miserably. But we knew that already. Everything Trump touches turns to shit.
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With an approval rating of 38%, that would extrapolate to ~58M people. (0.38 * 154M voters)
58M is approx 1 in 6 Americans.
If Trump tears apart the government (as he seems to be hell bent on doing), it will likely lead to civil war.
When was America greater? Remember? Gettysburg. Wow.
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Correct. I got to the post a few hours late, and things had already kicked off.