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I write things and swear at inanimate objects. Talker of baseball, movies, and movies about baseball. Avid cyclist, no longer mostly thinks ebikes are cheating. Degree in medical things, went to school for it and everything.
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Bezos Wedding Guests Delighted By Amazon Worker With Ring Tied To Collar Crawling Down Aisle theonion.com/bezos-w...

submitted 8 hours ago • 178 comments

Sigh. I just… I did NOT invest four seasons of my time and emotions into The Bear for it to end like that. 😐

submitted 4 hours ago • 1 comment

@eloisaherrero.bsky.social I’ve been thinking of you and Peye, hope you’re both doing well 💙☺️🥰

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

Who already owns the url, turnips? Someone ask KKKory. dougfordforpm.com/password

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

The United States is a nation beyond the rule of law. People are being kidnapped on the streets by men in masks. They are being disappeared and deported to foreign concentration camps. A Canadian died in their hands. We must demand full access and independent investigation of his mistreatment.

submitted 2 days ago • 357 comments

Lessons learned today: as long as Ringo lives, so does Marge Simpson

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Mic drop.

submitted 4 days ago • 1261 comments

Ice cream truck funerals apparently produce the most horror movie ass sound you can hear in real life

submitted 5 days ago • 107 comments

I don’t care if you believe me or not. I’m telling you, that chicken knows things about me.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Three more sleeps until vacation week! Plans include making a demon hill my bitch (translation: get to the top at least once without actually or almost blowing chunks) 😂🚴‍♀️, eating Chinese food (after the hill), and finishing at least one of the five books I’m currently reading 🏖️📚👀☀️

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

I wish I could say that I was shocked and appalled that the Jays are down by 7 and were getting no-noed into the fourth inning by the White Sox, but alas… this is the pain they’ve normalized for fans 🤷‍♀️😬

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Fun fact: I’ve used the Jaws theme song as my mother’s personalized ringtone for at least ten years. Unfortunately, it’s usually the only thing about her phone calls that brings me joy 😜 #Jaws50

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

Juneteenth went uncelebrated by the White House. That alone says everything you need to know about this regime.

submitted 9 days ago • 1044 comments

Cool study, bro. Now, show me the study detailing the traffic count if every one of those bikes were a car, with 1 passenger inside. Traffic would more than double, no? Tell me when I get to the part about how bikes are the problem...

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

💥BOOM💥 "...that's pretty ironic, given that despite not getting re-elected, Pierre Poilievre continues to live in taxpayer-funded government housing." vm.tiktok.com/ZMSaXwSUw/

submitted 10 days ago • 62 comments

I don’t understand why Carney is allowing the return of Indian diplomats just as CSIS has released a report confirming that India continues to attempt to exert foreign influence on Canadian politics

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Dodgers are really desperate for starting pitching these days, but I worry that this ends with LeBron James getting Tommy John surgery

submitted 11 days ago • 6 comments

The LA Dodgers told singer Vanessa Hernández-Nezza she couldn't perform the national anthem in Spanish – a version FDR commissioned. She nodded, took the mic, and did it anyway to a standing ovation. People are mad the Dodgers have refused to make a statement re the raids. apnews.com/article/dodg...

submitted 11 days ago • 9 comments

We do not know what will happen tonight, and we do not know what will happen tomorrow, and we do not know what will happen next week, but even amidst all this uncertainty one thing we do know is that our bosses expect us to just keep working.

submitted 11 days ago • 4 comments

im so exhausted on like a mitochondria level that I just looked at my bed and it gave the same chemical reaction I’d get looking at a photo of my crush

submitted 11 days ago • 10 comments

This bus smells like severed dumpster feet

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Please enjoy this photo of our new kitten Bobby and our mostly confused dog Ralph

submitted 13 days ago • 1045 comments

No one is loving this more than Doug Ford and his mob backers rn

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

The orange turd will be coming to Canada today 😒 Our border patrol is ready 🇨🇦🫡 X

submitted 14 days ago • 614 comments

My resting pulse rate is so low - how low is it?! - idk if I’m falling asleep while reading before bed or losing consciousness outright and the mattress is catching me

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Protect Canada’s Public Post Office #HandsOffMyPostOffice www.cupw.ca/en/campaigns...

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Canadian cobra chickens, successful undercover recon, zero ducks given 😂 #NoKings 🇨🇦🍁

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Pretty sure the toronto Santa Claus parade pulls better than this

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

“A deranged maniac impersonated a police officer and killed lawmakers but if you’re an immigrant be sure you immediately comply with plain clothes people who won’t identify themselves telling you to get in a van”, what a fuckin country

submitted 15 days ago • 382 comments

#OTD in 1952, Toni Stone, the first woman to play in the Negro Leagues, played for the Indianapolis Clowns vs. the Memphis Red Sox in a twin bill in #Buffalo. She was limited to “brief appearances” due to a “split finger,” grounding out in game one and walking in the nightcap.

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

HUGE CROWDS

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

#ObamaAppreciationDay ❤️

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Almost made it through Friday the 13th unscathed, but got a flat tire on my way to work. Hello, unexpected long weekend 🤷‍♀️

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submitted 16 days ago • 99 comments

EVERY FUCKING MEAL WHEN MY MOTHER'S HUSBAND BLESSES US WITH HIS PRESENCE AFTER SHE'S HISSED AT ME TO 'BE NICE' 🤬

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment

Update: We've removed the paywall for all ye who enter.

submitted 17 days ago • 49 comments

Bingeing Criminal Minds and I’m at the ‘Free Spencer Reid FFS My Heart Can’t Take This’ arc of season 12

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I got sad about Brian Wilson dying, so I made a short playlist of songs that are more or less about him music.apple.com/us/playlist/...

submitted 17 days ago • 19 comments

Brian Wilson has gone to the angels. A brilliant, beautiful, tortured talent who changed everything. Thank you for the beautiful music Brian. God only knows how you brought it all together. www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCYw...

submitted 18 days ago • 31 comments

A new set of Canada Post stamps set to release later this summer will honour and recognize three long-time Elders from three separate First Nation, Métis and Inuit communities. All three have helped preserve their community's culture and language.

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

Because they keep getting infected with Covid, over and over? Just a guess. 😑 www.newsweek.com/why-are-so-m...

submitted 19 days ago • 3 comments

If you need a break from doom scrolling, go visit Jennifer Garner’s IG. I’m still giggling after watching her spatchcock a chicken on her fake cooking show yesterday

submitted 18 days ago • 1 comment

Thou shalt not force good horses to trample peaceful protesters and pretend thou art the good guys.

submitted 19 days ago • 206 comments