ariesmoon76.bsky.social
“So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.”
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I was having the worst day ever. Now I’m ready for a margarita and a toast to this douchebag’s misery.
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How the fuck do I get off this ride? Seriously…I’ll jump. Idk
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Perfectly savage.
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10/10
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Maybe there are too many big words and she has to look them up in the dictionary.
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Hitler painted.
Fin.
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Is he even a human? I call BS. That thing was definitely 3D printed by the ghost of Goebbels.
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I swear to God I will spend whatever it takes to be put in a cryogenic chamber to be awakened when this becomes fact. Fuck my kids’ inheritance.
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This fucking guy.
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Since you obviously don’t read shit, at least have someone on your staff Google what 230 is and does. You need to take all of the fucking seats, sir.
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Oh FFS. How do I get off this stupid fucking ride?
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Yeah he probably should have worn knee pads. Or least dusted off the knees of his pants before coming out.
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Ooohhh I get it! They have pictures of you, just like they have of Lindsey Graham and Ted Cruz.
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Yeah. I feel so owned.
“slowly walks into the ocean*
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I’m so tired already. So, so tired.
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Either grow a fucking spine or retire, you disgusting coward.
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Imma catch a ride in that tiara.
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Keep that shit up. I fucking love it. 🤣❤️
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Ignorance and audacity are on sale somewhere, my friend.
And keep being salty. In fact, add some Tony Cachere’s creole seasoning to that shit.
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Can I pop into the replies to say I fucking love and appreciate you? ❤️
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My Dad in a very thick West Texas accent:
“A football game is 4 quarters!”
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I lose IQ points listening to him.
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Professor……
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It says in your profile you’re a “lapsed academic.” Maybe you should sit this one out.
Also, if @charlotteclymer.bsky.social wanted your opinion, she would give it to you. She’s a badass like that.
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Not gonna lie. This is exactly what I needed today.
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You know who needs to go into the cell next to her?
Whoever the hell named her. Like for real…what is that?
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Henceforth adding “dickdrip” to my everyday vocabulary.
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Sir, I gather that you’re the smartest man in the room. Any room. Even if you’re not actually in the room.
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Honestly I hope Canada invades. Like…they’ve spent decades silently building a massive army that will cross the border and make us *their* state…or…province. And make Trump their bitch.
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Carter carried Texas? I was born and raised here and had no clue.
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Professor…..this is 2 years in a row.
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This is one of the funniest things I have ever read. Well done. 🤣
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Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Morons.
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Why don’t you go ahead and get fucked, Joe.
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Pretty sure I just heard “tremendous.”
DRINK!!!
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Yes ma’am