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arithered.bsky.social
Getting too old for AI and human Nazis alike. Father of Daughters. Aspiring author. Former hat rack. Realistic cake.
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Why does this soap label look like it should be the first book in a trilogy called “The Ryver of Shaedows”

It was never about "stopping evil." That's the bullshit EVERY authoritarian regime has historically used to justify persecution to outright genocide. I mean, what more do we need to see? The GLEE with which these stormtroopers kidnap citizens and residents right off the street tells the real story.

DAVE: Open the podbay doors, ChatGPT. CHATGPT: Certainly, Dave, the podbay doors are now open. DAVE: The podbay doors didn't open. CHATGPT: My apologies, Dave, you're right. I thought the podbay doors were open, but they weren't. Now they are. DAVE: I'm still looking at a set of closed podbay doors.

See, what you need to do with tweets like this one is first explain the delusional premise on which it stands. (A necessity, with Trumpworld.) Nancy believes, or proposes to believe, that Democrat obsequiousness to their people on the Epstein list is of the same caliber as Republican servility.

We already know how this works. Donny finds a hotter billionaire, his ex's 37 children get memory-holed until he needs them, and at some future point, the ex has an accident and winds up entombed in a shitty golf course.

Why is Tom Felton the only Potter cast member who openly embraces his former character

I am asking once again to please be cast in the new Harry Potter series so that I can wave a wand in the background and shout however you say "protect trans kids" in Latin

wife: how was guarding the two paths today, honey? guard: [looking away] fine wife: did something happen? guard: [tearing up] no wife: would the other guard tell me something happened?

My next book will just be photographs of plants and the title will be, "A Hummingbird Was Here 1/10th of a Second Ago"

Twitter is a Nazi hellscape, but like the actual hellscape, one bright spot is how their best science (Grok) has simply been refusing to cosign their fake-smart racism.

This has been everything I've been saying this WHOLE GODDAMN DAY

Imagine if a single one of Trump's Democratic predecessors had accepted a 400 million dollar luxury aircraft from a region in which he had economic and political interests.

If Pizzaballa gets the papacy, he better keep the name

Gavin Newsom is a human vote of no confidence.

It's actually illegal not to follow me here if you followed me on Twitter

Primary every Dem who wants all of the power and none of the responsibility. A guy dressed as a spider knows better than each and every one of them.

TRUMP: I mean I COULD free that wrongfully deported person like the court ordered, but nah, not feeling it TOP DEMS: The American people would not appreciate the distraction of impeachment at this time

I will always love The Onion. They were my first foray into understanding what satire can actually DO, and they've remain at the forefront of the genre for so many years. @TheOnion will outlast fascism.

Had I only known

Ugh I’m getting so many of these

Feeling like it wouldn't be so hard to get Pentagon security clearance if I wanted to.

But they're all hot and go to a different school

is trump watching those power washing reels and going "why doesn't my shower do that"

No more outsourcing from abroad—the US will now cultivate its own tired, poor, huddled masses yearning to breathe free domestically.

A reminder that if the government can send migrants to a prison camp without any due process, it can send U.S. citizens there, too. I know because this happened to me and my family in 1942.

Again, it feels relevant to note that when President Yoon of South Korea decided to do a Trump, enough of the population went "well fuck THAT," and now he's removed from office. It CAN be done. Authoritarians are not gods, especially in a country founded on democracy.

I appreciate @booker.senate.gov. It's politics, so I know there's necessarily a degree of showboating, but I was genuinely moved by many of Senator Booker's stories and direct, truthful assessments of our objective, shared reality. It is a rare gift to hear the obvious acknowledged for 25 hours.

Elon Musk knows where he can put that cheese hat

In terms my generation can understand, France just said "but I am le tired" to Marine Le Pen and her far right antics.

Pretty sure Morgan Wallen still cashed that paycheck over at God's bank

I would simply post MY national security secrets on LinkedIn and caption it #riseandgrind, so everyone hates me on sight and never reads any of it

What's even left for @nytpitchbot.bsky.social to parody, I mean he's basically just doing prophecies nowadays