Profile avatar
arnoldjaardvark.bsky.social
Editor of Arsenal's 2nd longest running fanzine | Still on paper | Issue 87 is on its way. Also a Chloe Kelly stan account! 😁
695 posts 22 followers 20 following
Regular Contributor
Active Commenter

Not that I'm impatient but the Arsenal Women season ticket is not on sale yet* and it's already 8am 😁 *Yes, I know they will be sending out an email later. πŸ˜‰

Tricky decision to make tomorrow. Do I renew my #ArsenalWFC Advantage Plus ticket for the same seat, or do I wait a week, try to move to another position closer to the pitch, and find all the good seats have already gone?πŸ€” #WSL

Yes, I am watching the #ArsenalWFC #UWCL Access All Areas You Tube video again. What it is to you! 😁 www.youtube.com/watch?v=SKPF...

I've made 2 really stupid comments about the England U-21 game so far on a private chat channel and we're not even a quarter through the game 🀣 In the words of Manuel from Fawlty Towers, "I know nothing."

So Netherlands could only come up with 2 current + 3 ex Arsenal Women's player in their squad whilst the Lionesses have 6 current + 2 ex. πŸ˜‰ (Yes, I am counting Chloe as current because, if she isn't, someone in the contracts department needs the sack!)

Oh dear. WSL PR department in SNAFU! 🀣 "From WSL2 to WSL Champions…" Lauren James' first senior match was after she'd just turned 16 in the WSL on the 29th October 2017. πŸ€” It wasn't in WSL2. I wonder which club it was for? πŸ˜‰

My favourite quote from the DvD #LondonCityLionesses press release! "London City have to battle for everything and that's my style."

She's back in the WSL πŸ₯° www.espn.co.uk/football/sto...

FIFA says it keeps politics out of football. The truth is very different, as proved by Juventus’ coach and players appearing in Donald Trump’s Oval Office on Wednesday. The fact is Gianni Infantino is happy to play politics - when it suits him. πŸ“ β€ͺ@oliverkay.bsky.social‬

I really hate the internet rumour mill which only reinforces prejudices for clicks and is mostly bullshit, but I really hope this one is true*. **** off!!! πŸ˜‰ *No names. No pack drill.

I'm pleased to read this filing from Companies House about Chelsea Women Ltd. "The company confirms that its intended future activities are lawful." It'll make a change πŸ˜‰

That eight and a half year contract to get around around UEFA and Premier League Financial Fair Play regulations is now looking like a genius deal 🀣 It should now be written off in its entirety in the current financial year!

Threads is quite hilarious right now. It's gone full looney tunes reposting multiple identical messages from different accounts! 🀣

If #ArsenalWomen are looking for sponsors for a certain transfer, I can think of a local business in Holloway Road that probably could be tapped up! 😁

Okay #ArsenalWomen. Don't f-up negotiations. Give her what she wants! No names. No pack drill πŸ˜‰

Good! I've always favoured "relegated" teams entering the play-offs when there is a need to rebalance the numbers of clubs in the divisions. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...

Big Kick Energy is a fun listen but Maisie Adam is also a really good player. I think she missed her calling. #SoccerAid2025

To be fair to Wayne Rooney he can't half run for a fat lad. #SoccerAid2025

Tip: If you are visiting The Armoury and want an Arsenal Women #UWCL mug you have to ask as they're not out on display.

If you're an Arsenal Women fan, treat yourself to a Faye White legends tour. 😁 It also works if you are a men's fan as you get to all the normal places you will want to visit. Shame my photo with the UWCL trophy was too gruesome to buy but I went back and took one without my ugly mug in it!

A nice day out 😁

They say never meet your heroes. Sod it. I'm seeing Faye White on an Arsenal Legends tour tomorrow πŸ₯° I think I may have to STFU when it comes to the Q&A bit or get ejected πŸ˜‰

No names no pack drill, but I really hope that one current Arsenal player just ****s right off. I really don't understand why the club doesn't think otherwise.

Who says that direct marketing doesn't work!?! 😁 Booked!

Thought @ryanairofficial.bsky.social ignoring the Arsenal Women team with their tone deaf post about trophies this season was bad? πŸ€” Looks like their marketing department thought "Hold my beer" today. πŸ™„

Sorry but not sorry. As much as some of the Arsenal women's goals were monumental, I've voted for Declan Rice's 2nd free kick for the Arsenal goal of the Season. That was a timeless wonder.